Inside you there are two wolves.

Wolf Basic is free for individuals and includes ad-supported access to all of the classic features of the Wolf platform. Or, for $19.99 per month, upgrade to Wolf Plus and unlock an ad-free experience, Priority Howls, and all of our pro features.

@maxleibman If you require multi-user Pack permissions, a custom Den implementation, or Alpha-level support SLAs _contact us_.
@maxleibman Is there no AI howlbot to save me time by taking the hard work out of howling?
@maxleibman @jwgoerlich might want to adopt this model.

@davidseidl @maxleibman @jwgoerlich

I knew doing everything ad-free would bite me one day. I mucked up the fremium model.

β€” Wolf

@jwgoerlich I was picturing the reaction from @wendynather when you interrupt your next conversation 2-3 minutes in with a short commercial break. πŸ˜†
@davidseidl @jwgoerlich @wendynather β€œThis rant has been brought to you by BeyondCyberPointTrust, protecting what matters most. Remember to like and subscribe.”
@jwgoerlich @wendynather The more ludicrous the sponsorship, the better. "This talk on Zero Trust brought to you by Coke Zero. Look, at least it has Zero something, right?"

@davidseidl @jwgoerlich @wendynather

β€œYou might never be able to reach Zero Trust, so reach for Coke Zero. Coke Zero, it’s the drink of cyber champions and the sponsor of this WebEx segment. Mmmm. Refreshing.”

@maxleibman

Sign up your friends and get a get a free month of Wolfpass.

@maxleibman Absolute scam. Luckily I'm grandfathered in on the Wolf Pro plan and I'm never letting go of it.

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Wolf Q&A:

Q: I only need Wolf Basic. Can I delete the 50GB of Priority Howls files I’m not using, without deleting Wolf Basic?

A: *bares fangs*

@maxleibman *ad-free for most programs, due to contracts some programs will still have short ad-rolls.
@maxleibman Even with Wolf Premium we'll be Hungry (like the Wolf) for your data!
@maxleibman But I really just want to howl during the full moon...
@maxleibman I thought there was three wolves... how could you forget Wolf Platinum for Enterprise level support?

@yohannon @maxleibman

Those interested in Wolf Platinum for Enterprise level support should contact Lupine for Business sales, a co-branded but independent operation that has no formal relationship with Lupine Personal aside from monopolistic rent-seeking.

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@maxleibman - For multiple instances, or for use in commercial activities consider β€œWolf Pro” - that’s right β€œWolf Pro.” Because some of you can never get enough wolf inside of you…
@maxleibman If your organzation requires 3+ wolves, contact our enterprise sales team
@smn @maxleibman
How much does it cost? Fuck you, you'll have to call us and ask. That's how much it costs, fuckface.
@maxleibman api access 5000usd/mo tho but if you automate the web api we will suspend or even sue you.
@maxleibman *dark mode included in Wolf Plus only
@maxleibman If you sign up now, you get a free 5-pack of Wolf Cola!
@maxleibman that is a nice way to describe something that is simply pest (ads) or cholera (19.99).
@maxleibman of course there is a third decision as well: don’t make a decision at all.

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** The $19.99/month fee for Wolf Plus is an introductory offer good for 12 months after which the cost will revert to the basic fee, which we will not tell you anywhere, ever, in any form.

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That does not make sense. That is one wolf, with an available upgrade.
@maxleibman And when we call it free, it means forever free. Until we reduce your monthly howl credits to zero. But you can download your user history. For ever, and ever ever and ever ever. Come over, here is another great product with a lifetime free plan. Register now.

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the other has rabies :(

@maxleibman I'm installing SmartWalfNext and getting all the features for free, eff your freemium!
@maxleibman Is Wolf basic better than BBC Basic?

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"unlock an ad-free experience*

* or maybe not"
(cough)Microsoft(cough) (cough)Adobe(cough) Showing me ads in a software package that I already paid for in full.

@maxleibman And what about my inner Sharks?

@maxleibman /R/THEPACK WOULD SURELY BOOST THIS TOOT!!!1!

AARRROOOOOOOOOOOOO BROTHER, CRANK YER HOG!

@maxleibman how much for Wolf Unlimited?
@maxleibman Actually I've migrated to LibreWolf where I can have all the wolves I want and none of the ones I don't.

@maxleibman

Does Wolf Basic involve "personalised adverts"?

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Wolf Plus looking at Wolf Basic

@maxleibman Did...did...did you just finish Black Mirror's Common People?
@maxleibman Wait, no, sorry...you posted that a year ago.

My bad.

(The timing of when this came onto my dash was extremely serendipidous, though.)