Please boost if you like French Fries, or if you feel like you're barely coping in a meaningless void of existence.

Sorry folks... but I'm gonna have to mute this post of mine now.

I just came back to somewhere in the region of 1000k notifications for it.

Apologies to anyone who mentioned me on this or any other post... it's been lost in that deluge. 😆

Also... hi to all of the new followers who will soon realise that this post was a fluke and the rest of them are much lower quality. 🤣

@anomnomnomaly I studied philosophy for 3 years - Of course I'm barely coping in a meaningless void of existence?
Interestingly I studied postmodernism which was French fries normal ideas of a power structure!
@anomnomnomaly If both, may I have a second helping? Or a fried egg at least?
@anomnomnomaly but more importantly is the ketchup holder made of bread or some kind of savoury edible?
@tiny_m
Yeah, I had that recently at a hotel for jam at breakfast, it's pretty cool.
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@tarmil @anomnomnomaly I'd half assumed this photo might be ai and that the dip bowl was a weird ai glitch so I am stragely pleased to discover this might be a real thing in the world

@anomnomnomaly Can it be both? Because...

Damn, now I want some fries.

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No to 'fries'! Mashed potato extruded in pencil thin exxtrusions.
We want CHIPS! Cut potatoes deep fried in lard. If this is new to you, you have been denied bliss. Insist on real potato, not ersatz powdered mash!
@JeanFarouche I believe in equality for all potatoes 😆
@anomnomnomaly please note that the conjunction "or" includes the possibilty of "both are true"
@anomnomnomaly Give me the fries minus the ketchup, please. LOL. If I have to dip them in something, I'll take a side of honey mustard.

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The container for the ketchup looks edible too 👍

@anomnomnomaly Can I get a portion of Supermac's Chips with Garlic Mayo, please?
@anomnomnomaly thanks, now I get hungry for really good pommes frites…
@eyeinthesky @cloud_manul spontan Bönnsche Imbiß?
@mirabilos @eyeinthesky Bin heute etwas platt, war mit Mama beim Zahnarzt und dann bisschen händchenhalten. Im Grunde geht es ihr gut, aber wie ist irgendwie seit gestern psychisch angeschlagen, bekomme nicht raus, warum es so ist. Zahnmedizinisch sieht eigentlich alles gut aus...
@eyeinthesky @cloud_manul normal nach so nem tiefen Eingriff, selbst mit la-la-Mitteln
@anomnomnomaly I don't know if I should boost. Is that an exclusive or or a logical or?
@anomnomnomaly they will never know which one I am
@anomnomnomaly Are you implying that French Fries give a meaning to existence?
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I ❤️ “French Freedom Fires.”
Viva Le Pomme Frits et Liberté!
(Long live Heinz Ketchup!)
@anomnomnomaly I prefer mayonnaise though.
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French fries? Aren't they the ugly cousin of the real thing - chips?
@anomnomnomaly Looks like you're in a 20% minority there.
@anomnomnomaly yes but with mayonnaise
much more creamy
@anomnomnomaly I like french fries. The best commercial fries (not ones done at home) were from In-n-Out burger. Top notch. I watched them make them, from start to finish--where they ended up in my order!
No. You didn't call them chips, you American.

@lp0_on_fire

Chips are chunky, fries are skinny... unless you're a merkin, in which case chips are crisps.

And don;t get me started on cookies... because to us... all cookies are biscuits, but not all biscuits are cookies. 😆

@anomnomnomaly, could be a regional thing – thick or thin, they're still chips to me. Only significant difference is that the thin ones go cold quickly.
@anomnomnomaly whats going on with that ketchup cup... is this ai generated fries?
@anomnomnomaly those do be some really heckin good looking fries tho