Alex
elleseems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are
Richie Enameller
Jaime Herazo
KnowAttitude@ElleGray no no no, it's a message of support and encouragement! 😂
Cassi@knowattitude @ElleGray Potatoes are in your corner. 😂
Linh Pham@ElleGray They could also be part of a spud buddy program and are there to support you while make your way through the produce section 🙃
Barbara Monaco@ElleGray And they have eyes!
gnate
vieuxnezSounds more like a threat to potatoes. I say: potatoes are the future!
Anthropy
John Wilson@ElleGray don’t look back, they see they’re gaining on you
Deus Ex MacGuffin 
CheDN
bensonk
Steve@ElleGray Thanks, Potatoes. I knew I could count on you.
Joe Heafner
Mark Whybird
Doctor LURK@ElleGray deserves another placard nearby that just reads "PLEASE WAKE UP"
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦@ElleGray Potato Panto. Obviously.
Tattie
JamesB@ElleGray Quite frankly I welcome their support.
@ElleGray and yet customers will -still- ask where the potatoes are, despite staring at this sign for ten minutes.
Oblomov@ElleGray every sign tells a story. How often were the clerks asked to decide to put the sign up?
Jennifer
Lot⁴⁹@ElleGray All those eyes, tho!
Tim Nicholas@ElleGray Alternatively: Potato solidarity. Potatoes are good comrades.
Hedgewizard 🐈
David Erik Nelson🪬@Hedgewizard yeah, potatoes got the vibe like John Carpenter’s THE THING.
Coyoty@dave0 @Hedgewizard The Thing was a carrot.
radioactivestardust@Hedgewizard @ElleGray okay, you won the scariest Potato award 🏅
Stabby Narwhal 
@Hedgewizard @ElleGray Potatoes are terrifying. This happened to us once, we stopped opening the pantry door for a month
Gee Nichols@Hedgewizard @ElleGray about to sleep.. thanks for the nightmare fuel 😅
EineKleine@ElleGray @Hedgewizard I’m old enough that when I was a child the Mr. Potato Head kit was only the pieces, and each piece terminated in a sharp spike (potato not included). I made my potato head, put it aside, and forgot about it. Finding it a week or two later it looked like your picture except it was a POTATO HEAD. The trauma stayed with me for years.
Rodney Simba 🇿🇼 🇺🇸 :verified:@Hedgewizard @ElleGray feat of potatoes is not a fear I thought I’d have….
@Hedgewizard @ElleGray #Alt4You The image shows a bag of potatoes growing many pink shoots that reach in all directions, tentacle-style. The image text reads as follows: "Normal vegetables: you must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time. Potatoes: Where's the fucking soil"
TrickTim
Oregon Wine Woman
ThatKomputerKat 
@ElleGray @losttourist wherever you go, the potatoes are behind you, watching your every move.
thejikz@ElleGray mFs have eyes allover the place too...👀🥔
Linda Sgoluppi Artist
Nuncio Bitis 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@ElleGray I don't have to get behind potatoes... they're behind me!
How supportive!
How supportive!
paul
Anne@ElleGray
everyone: how can potatoes be a threat?
BIPoC in germany: hold my drink
Teri Yaki 🖌️🎹🚲💻@ElleGray smash em!
Karin Dalziel@ElleGray THE POTATOES HAVE EYES
Graham Perrin@ElleGray call me old-fashioned, I do believe that it's a pantomime phrase.
DJ Enno
woollypigs@ElleGray panto season already?
Kim
caravantravellers 🌈@ElleGray
It would be more of a threat if it read "Potatoes are after you"
It would be more of a threat if it read "Potatoes are after you"
St. Chris
Ma Quest 
@ElleGray "He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else." https://yewtu.be/watch?v=DtNtw2HTFtA #Babylon5 #B5
tojikomori@ElleGray No, no, you've got it all wrong! Potatoes see you and support you. They've always got your back.
When the chips are down, you can count on spuds.
Atom Mac@ElleGray Dontlookdontlookdontlook! 😬
Shafik Yaghmour