@Hedgewizard yeah, potatoes got the vibe like John Carpenter’s THE THING.

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray okay, you won the scariest Potato award 🏅

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray Potatoes are terrifying. This happened to us once, we stopped opening the pantry door for a month

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray about to sleep.. thanks for the nightmare fuel 😅

@ElleGray @Hedgewizard I’m old enough that when I was a child the Mr. Potato Head kit was only the pieces, and each piece terminated in a sharp spike (potato not included). I made my potato head, put it aside, and forgot about it. Finding it a week or two later it looked like your picture except it was a POTATO HEAD. The trauma stayed with me for years.

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray feat of potatoes is not a fear I thought I’d have….

@Hedgewizard @ElleGray #Alt4You The image shows a bag of potatoes growing many pink shoots that reach in all directions, tentacle-style. The image text reads as follows: "Normal vegetables: you must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time. Potatoes: Where's the fucking soil"