fucked up looking squirrel
gävle goat
mike with a haircut
not gonna repost the post this was a comment on (some banal inspirational story) but this comment alone deserves hall of fame status
dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
@stavvers Don't forget Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. 🙂
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both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic

@stavvers now I've got this in my head and I'm 20 years younger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out (Official Video)

YouTube
@stavvers thank god. imagine if we had a world war 2? nuts to think about.

@stavvers War was bound to happen anyway. Of course, shooting the one person in all of Austria-Hungary that could potentially grant Serbia its independence was not the smartest possible move.

And the British press, for the last 150 years or so, always was like "Nothing bad is going to happen, Britain will forge its own way.... America please send help, we're getting clobbered here!"

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It vies with Chamberlain's Peace For Our Time thread for top worse aging.
@stavvers oh my god - sudden belly laugh at that one
@stavvers I hate it when Trent Reznor mixes the exact sample of my doorbell.
@stavvers reminds me of the time my stoned friend was headbanging to a diesel powered generator when we were at a death metal festival.

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Reading this and the garbage truck pulled up outside and picked up our garbage just as I finished reading.

I'm not even mad, I just want to know how you did that.

@stavvers 🤣 you got me, genuine lol

@stavvers Hah, we had a similar thing happen to my band!

We were sitting on a couch listening to a new David Bowie track on the PA, and there was this very out synth part. It sounded a lot like this old analog synth we had which would sometimes self-trigger, so we started to discuss whether this was Bowie or the synth. We decided that if the synth came down behind Bowie's voice when he sang, it had to be on the track, and it did, so we concluded it was Bowie...

1/

@stavvers But no, the song stopped and the synth kept going on! It was in fact our synth, and it was purely coincidence that it dropped in level right when Bowie started singing...

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I've had this experience, but with Skinny Puppy on the bus.

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Advantage of industrial 😂
@stavvers You joke, but https://www.frinkiac.com exists, and I'm surprised no one has used it to train an AI to make their own episode of the Simpsons
Frinkiac

The Simpsons Search Engine - Create Memes and GIFs

Frinkiac

@stavvers you can disable your gpu on Windows via the device control and get around this. As usual recording/screenshotting is prevented by the graphics card rather than the intergrated graphics most pc's have.

This is also half remembered and I've had half a bottle of wine so do not trust this dumb girl speaking rn, Google it or w/e

@stavvers It starts with the assumption people that store your show are going to access it through your app user interface.
@stavvers This reminds me of old Doctor Who episodes that only survive as what were called telesnaps. The audio remains but the only visual evidence that exists are pics taken of the screen when the episodes originally aired. Yes, this is very much so a thing since so many classic Doctor Who episodes were trashed and don’t exist any longer.
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If I weren't so bone idle I'd be Zachary Zoetrope

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I shared this with some comrades earlier and one said "what is it with you millenials and this fucking meme?"

TheMortifyingOrdealOfBeingKnown.jpg

@stavvers Christmas Adam: Usually coming to early.
@stavvers Oh my, that's so wonderful. All the emotions
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This.
Is.
~ Delicious ~ and, hilarious
@stavvers Brilliant story! My mother blames Dave Allen, as she and my dad went to see him live and she laughed so hard she went into labour. It was that or the pre-show cocktails. either way I like a drink and laugh a lot!
@stavvers the new Traffic Control President has been elected

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#GaySnort
Chortle?
Snortle?
AH! A double entendre!

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Squirrels are more than welcome in my walls.
#TeamWallSquirrels
@stavvers There are so many opportunities here, but I'll not be that guy today. 🐿️🐿️🐿️
@stavvers wish I could retoot this twice...
@stavvers Kind of except that the guy has a bunch of friends and cohabitants (who absolutely are not a bunch of squirrels in a trenchcoat) who go about punching holes in other people's walls and threatening people who want to patch them up.
@stavvers How incredibly convenient!
@stavvers they are both turned off tho...