God's perfect seven-point plan:

1. Make humans and give them free will
2. Drown all but eight of them for choosing poorly
3. Randomly favour one group of them
4. Legalize slavery and outlaw shrimp
5. Die for a weekend
6. Hide for two thousand years
7. Show up on toast.

#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Religion #Athiest #Antithiest

I truly think that #Religion is a global mental health problem.

ALL organised religions are cults preying (pun abso-fucking-lutely intended) on people with mental health issues.

@juglugs 3 is a misreading. The belief is that God offered his laws to various (local) other tribes first. 7 is less interesting than the various other claims of mysterious manifestation.
Christians seem to believe that their version of still God pops his head round the door to promote a Saint (and maybe a Pope) or send a miracle from time to time

@terryb

Ask your god to come to me and explain 3 and I might grant it an audience.
If it does not respond within 7 nights of this post, I shall declare it as bunkum.

@juglugs @terryb

Lemme guess, raised Evangelical?

Edit - Maybe Catholic...

Edit2 - Turns out, it's "Anglican but thinks that doesn't count as religious".

@juglugs You can do what ever. I'm not actually religious btw.
But your aggressive rejection of (specifically Christian) religious belief does suggest something beyond simple atheism.

@juglugs

From this, it is sounds like you think:

  • "Religion" and Christianity are the same thing.
  • Judaism and Christianity are the same thing.
  • The phrase "Chosen people" means what Christians think it means and Jews don't get any input.
  • Which doesn't make you so much "antitheist" as it makes you "anti-non Christians".

    Edit - Formatting

    @imstilljeremy

    No, no, I am antithiest. I am actively against ALL organised religions.
    It's 2023, we have no need for superstition.

    @juglugs

    It's weird that you made a post that keeps making Christian claims, then:

  • That all religions look like theirs.
  • That uses their definitions for other people's religious terms.
  • That, otherwise, only references things that exist within Christianity.
  • If you are against ALL religions, why would you be endorsing the claims of just the one with which you were raised?

    @imstilljeremy

    I'm not endorsing anything, my friend.
    It is a sarcastic joke about the pitiful state of one of the "big 3".
    Also, I wasn't raised with any particular religion - you've assumed incorrectly there.

    @juglugs

    So, your post was about Christianity, not all religion? Then why are you talking about Jews in it? And insisting that you are discussing all religion?

    See, the problem is that you are talking like Christianity is "religion" rather than a religion. And one that shares very little in common with others, though adherents believe that all behave like it.

    And lol, you were raised in a country with a state religion where the head of the state is also the head of the religion. And you are claiming you weren't raised with a religion?

    Though, I will definitely concede that you are neither Catholic, nor Evangelical. Just an Anglican.

    @imstilljeremy

    Who says my post is about Christianity or Judaism???

    @imstilljeremy You seem absolutely insufferable as a person.
    @juglugs THANK you. Tired of all the religious garbage everywhere. It's a scourge
    @juglugs @[email protected] we shall not forget the crying with toilet water , major event.

    @juglugs You missed out the bit where β€˜God’ promises a bit of land to one sect and then, later, promises the same bit of land to another sect.

    Does β€˜God’ then make themselves comfortable and watch the subsequent human battle as a form of entertainment?

    @juglugs
    Number 7 cracked me up.
    Pleased I am able to support the non-prophet non-profit, FFRF. My favorite part of the monthly newsletter lists the supposedly religious folks who are facing legal repercussions. Things like the theft of church funds by a deacon or some such scam, but most common are sex crimes committed by people in positions of power. Conspiracy theories abound of this or that group of folks, like rich Democratic politicians, of being pedophiles but these are actual names and cases that are real.