notrimskiyOct 22, 2023
Matthew Garrett
PLEASE check your kids' Halloween candy. Just found an Okta admin access token in a Snickers bar.
Oct 21, 2023 at 1:36amWeb
Show threadVissOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 dead
Show threadbbdd333Oct 21, 2023
@Viss @mjg59 Yikes, that's even worse than the candy they found running Doom
Show threadHugo MillsOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 That's fine. It's when you get an IRC URL that connects to something with a mailing list subscription address in the /topic that you have to worry.
Show threadaburka 🫣Oct 21, 2023
@mjg59 typically they are in the cookies
Show threadRaglan Niall  Oct 21, 2023
@aburka @mjg59 boom boom crash!
Show threadGwyn CieslaOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 my kid got a snickers with 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 printed in the side.
Show threadBen RushOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 @bynkii At least it's not the LastPass data archives that I found in one of my kids' candy last year. That stuff smelled awful.
Show threadSir Farts AlotOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 I’m giving out sprigs of broccoli this year. Or maybe toothbrushes.
Show threadRodneyPetersonTalentAgencyOct 21, 2023

@mjg59

I remember the one year I looked in the bag and there was Marcellus Wallace’s soul. I remember it came from this weird house - Gump or Gimp, something like that on the address.

And they were like weird and kept saying “Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get.”

Then they chortled endlessly and one of them fired up an electric hand saw.

Show threadmerikssonOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 They are all over the place.
Show threadMarius Bogdan Ursan Oct 21, 2023
@mjg59
Show threadRyan PetersOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 my kid brought home what they THOUGHT was a bag of candy, turned out to be a 50 node kubernetes cluster.
Show threadPseudo NymOct 23, 2023

@ryan @mjg59

Talk to your kids about containerization, before someone else does.

Show threadPepper1700 Oct 21, 2023
@mjg59 What about tracking cookies?
Show threadBruber CloudSecOps Oct 21, 2023
@mjg59 nearly all Halloween candy contains trace amounts of T-Mobile data according to security researchers, CISA, and the FDA.
Show threadapgarciaOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 damn, i found a microsoft signing key...
Show threadDanyOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 Now, what can I write to add to this brilliant thread? Maybe the fact that my dad (rip) found his drivers licence in the bottom of a corn-flakes box? But that was long before web 2.0. Even before the Web at all.
Show threadSterlingOct 21, 2023
@mjg59
Made me laugh !
Show threadfreundOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 As long as they're not handing out Windows keys to kids...
Show threadAstraOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 Pilfer their cloud resources, you know you want to
Show threadTaylor Barnett-TorabiOct 21, 2023
@mjg59 damn, I was hoping for someone's yubikey
Show threadwb x64Oct 24, 2023
@taylor_atx @mjg59 gotta go to the rich neighborhoods for that
Show threadRiley S. FaelanOct 21, 2023

@mjg59 How inappropriate!

Proper Hallowe'en tokens should be hex-agonal, not okta-gonadal.

Show threadrm -liningerOct 22, 2023
@mjg59 I died lolololol.
Show threadyaggadaggaOct 22, 2023
@mjg59 hahahahahahah. amazing
Show threadcybik Oct 23, 2023
@mjg59 oh for gods' sake
Show threadDinCA 🏳️‍🌈 🎾 🐶 🖖🥄Oct 23, 2023
@mjg59 Just found a bitcoin trying to disguise itself as a chocolate coin.
Show threadNixFREAK -Oct 26, 2023
@mjg59 Oh that's hilarious lmao