Day 577 of my 3 day war. Losing multiple admirals at the same time to a country that doesnโ€™t even have a navy is a rare talent.

I remain a master strategist.

@DarthPutinKGB Do not fret Comrade the Black Sea fleet is either being taken out by Storm Shadows or withdrawing to safe waters. So what need now for Black Sea Command anyway?? #Masterplan #SlavaUkraini ๐ŸŒป

@DarthPutinKGB
Dit you just say 'war'?

Really?

War???

What happened to the special operation?

@ElpasYou_2 @DarthPutinKGB
ellen, go to gulag.

for truthsplaining the great leader.

@elCelio @DarthPutinKGB
Do they have tall buildings there with windows that can be opened?

I suffer from fear of heights you see so I have to pass on this one.

Sorry

*panicily packing suitcases and arranging a private jet does*

@ElpasYou_2

Sometimes the dear leader has a slip of the tongue.

@DarthPutinKGB

@Edelruth @DarthPutinKGB
I was taught he is all good, and wise and flawless. ๐Ÿคจ
@DarthPutinKGB I get dizzy trying to fathom how clever you are.
@DarthPutinKGB Was it worth for you? Nah? I knew it, you shouldn't have done it. Surprise surprise, the "decadent" west reacted.

@DarthPutinKGB , once you gloriously will have taken up residence in The Haague prison, will you publish the complete chronicles "Day _ of my 3 day special military operation" as a print edition?

P.S. I would also buy it as a set of toilet paper rolls.

@DarthPutinKGB
"Why admirals, you ask? Because I've already lost all my generals".