Darth Putin

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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
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You'd think it would be humiliating for Russian diplomats to learn that CNN knew more about the intentions of the Russian government than they did. By they have a kink for this kind of thing. It's part of our traditional values.

OTD in 2021 my parody embassy in DC informed us that US claims on Russia's plans to invade Ukraine proved to be false.

Which is why you can believe we want peace now

Also, the USSR was amazing & made greatest technical advancements in human history which means Soviet engineers in Ukraine could never have made a delivery system for these nukes even though they can also attach hellfire missiles to mosquitos now.

I am surrounded by idiocy.

As loyal anti imperialists know this was null and void cos CIA overthrew Yanukovich and one day we'll reveal the proof we're the victims but for now it's better that we lose 100,000s of troops cos we're morons like that.

It also make no mention of any promise made by NATO. Odd.

OTD in 1994 Russia signed the Budapest memo, guaranteeing Ukraine's territorial integrity in exchange for their nukes,
44 Ukrainian heavy bombers (Tu-22) and 1,068 Kh-55 cruise missiles.

Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.

Going thru customs in India today:
- Name?
- Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
- Occupation?
- No, those are self defence militias and Russia is not involved

OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died.

"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".

RE: https://newsie.social/@Tendar/115657562046320893

But my trolls claim the only person who ever said it would take 3 days was some US general, yet here is a russian general saying it.

Prez confused.

OTD in 2009 Russia reaffirmed commitment to the Budapest Memorandum signed 15 years previously.

Which is why you can trust us on the "peace deal" now proposed.

I have rejected my own proposals for peace that I had Donald present to me.