Day 577 of my 3 day war. Losing multiple admirals at the same time to a country that doesn’t even have a navy is a rare talent.

I remain a master strategist.

@DarthPutinKGB , once you gloriously will have taken up residence in The Haague prison, will you publish the complete chronicles "Day _ of my 3 day special military operation" as a print edition?

P.S. I would also buy it as a set of toilet paper rolls.