mal léchéah, yes, the three genders
#genders #breakfast #waffle #foundATypo #forgotTheTags #notificationRevenge
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Laurens 🐐@malleche 'Pancakes with eggs, bacon, Spam and sausage; French toast with eggs, bacon, Spam and sausage; or a waffle thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, and a fried egg on top, and Spam.'
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!@malleche three genders, plus a whole wheat modifier, but not for women.
Saagar Jha
Andy Lee@malleche Very similar to how the French have croque monsieur, croque madame, and croque waffle sandwiches.
Guy Lateur@malleche Excuse me, but I identify as a pancake
Jeff
Marc Robinson 
@malleche Breakfast is a spectrum.
Whiskey Bottle@malleche Well, now I’m just horny for breakfast foods. Gimme the buffet!
Just A Dad Who Loves His Kids 
@malleche I did not know I want, no, NEED, to identify as a waffle until I saw this! 🧇
Tonya Marie 🏳️⚧️@malleche And exactly what makes French toast femme and pancakes masc? 🤔
Sir David Nielsen@TonyaMarie @malleche from observation I would guess the taking care of their exterior with some moisturizer is on average more femme, while lying on your back, flopping is more masc?
Niels Moseley@malleche Glad to see everyone gets the sausage.
We Can Be Gyros@malleche why brown cost extra?
Benny Powers 🇨🇦️🇮🇱️@malleche Did you know that outside of the USA people DGAF if your breakfast comes with the mildest possible sexual overtones?
keith shtum@malleche ah, the old tri-sexual breakfast
Conlan Spangler@malleche My cousin’s friend is a teacher who told her that some kids are now demanding syrup dispensers in classrooms, and the schools have to do it or they’ll get sued for discrimination!
Tor Kingdon@malleche my pronouns are waffle
Colin Rosenthal@malleche Another reminder of why we need blueberry pancake awareness day.
@malleche @DemocracyMattersALot you mean the 5 genders, as they come in all purpose or whole wheat, and once again, as in life, we see that women are at a disadvantage.
This feels kinda woke and I dig it.
Democracy Matters 
Tho...I kind of want to know what makes French Toast feminine...
@DemocracyMattersALot @malleche French toast is all about moisturizing the exterior and observing mankind as a whole, most men do not, thus they end up getting burned. They also tend to lie down, flopping sadly, which I say as a cis male.
Finley Ⓥ@DemocracyMattersALot @DavidNielsen @malleche It says "Hungry Woman", not "Hungry Femme".
I like to think it's masculine, butch French Toast
@finley @DemocracyMattersALot @malleche I’m only really married to the pancake interpretation.
Now let’s talk cronuts?
@DavidNielsen @finley @malleche
Cronuts are another gender, I’m pretty sure.
Jeramee@DemocracyMattersALot @DavidNielsen @finley @malleche
There's room for more breakfast genders. Some fungi have 20,000+ genders, so we have some catching up to do.
https://www.sciencefriday.com/segments/patty-kaishian-fungi-queer-ecology/
Bryan Redeagle
BillSaysThis
Thomas Guyot-Sionnest@malleche What about gender equality? How come the waffles have to pay $1 more?!?
SteveBologna@malleche I’m assuming since they’re waffling they’re not 100% sure
Kohane@malleche According to this menu, hungry women are hungrier than men... Now THAT'S a hot take!
Paul-Gabriel Wiener@malleche Are you suggesting enbies waffle back and forth?
Jason B@malleche Suddenly millions us need to reconsider trisexual as a sexual identity.
sleepfreeparent@malleche gender is an assertion of identity. Sometimes you wanna do that; sometimes you just wanna waffle
Jerry D. Harris 🦕👣@malleche I identify as waffle!
...well, no, no I don't...
...OK, yeah, I do!...
...mmmm, no. No I don't... That's final.
...except, naw, I changed my mind again...
Miri2k22 @malleche My gender shall now be waffle! 🧇
Jack Linke 🦄@malleche I've always identified as a cis gay man, but suddenly my options have expanded significantly 😋
And I'm now hungry!
Kevin Karhan @malleche with queer tax!
to waffle means to be unable to make up one's mind, so it seems to fit as a non-binary.
Hey, non-binary folks: can y'all switch to this? I wanna see conservatives melt down like the butter on steaming hot Waffle House waffles, which they will have to boycott once you switch your gender to "waffle".
heapwolf@malleche I thought this was about cannibalism.
:hal_9000:@c3WOC
Klarer Fall für euch, oder? Gibt es die demnächst?
Klarer Fall für euch, oder? Gibt es die demnächst?
Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦Old 'n' busted: pink tax
New hotness: waffle tax
Zeolith 
@malleche well in French we have croque-monsieur and croque-madame, which refer to similar dishes, so I kinda get where that comes from... But we don't have croque-gaufre. And that's a pity.