Context: "Power Rangers" premiered exactly 30 years ago today (August 28, 1993). Here's my DevOps video shitpost tribute.
Transcript:
["PagerDuty" incoming call on phone]
Amelia (Pink Ranger, Oncall): [sees Crashloop monster]
Outage!
They're taking our nines!
[Crashloop monster takes their SLO and teleports away]
I'm opening an incident!
Zayon (Red Ranger, Incident Manager): Oncallers:
Single Sign-on!
Yubikey: touch!
Okta notification: approve!
[The oncallers transform into Ranger costumes]
Slack channel: create!
DevOps team ready!
`ssh devserver!`
[a mecha labelled `zord.sb.contoso.com` flies out an SSH tunnel]
[Zayon teleports into the Zord's cockpit]
tmux!
attach!
git checkout -b asdf!
[Zayon pilots the Zord through a laptop's screen into cyberspace]
I'm now inside the Monorepo!
Checking the container's commit hash...
Suspect commit range found!
git bisect!
Culprit commit found!
Not so "no-op" after all!
git revert!
[The Crashloop monster fires a volley of Merge Conflicts]
Oncall break-glass power!
[skip ci]!
git push --force!
[Zayon uses the big sword of oncall power to deal a mortal cut to the Crashloop]
Commit reverted!
[The Crashloop explodes in cyberspace, which also detonates the laptop in real life in a cloud of "Emergency Cherry-pick"]
Void Knight: [teleports in front of the oncallers]
You may have rolled back my pull request,
But I HOPE you're ready for my FIX FORWARD!
Oncallers: Hope is not a strategy!




