Context: "Power Rangers" premiered exactly 30 years ago today (August 28, 1993). Here's my DevOps video shitpost tribute.

Transcript:

["PagerDuty" incoming call on phone]
Amelia (Pink Ranger, Oncall): [sees Crashloop monster]
Outage!
They're taking our nines!

[Crashloop monster takes their SLO and teleports away]

I'm opening an incident!

Zayon (Red Ranger, Incident Manager): Oncallers:
Single Sign-on!
Yubikey: touch!
Okta notification: approve!

[The oncallers transform into Ranger costumes]

Slack channel: create!
DevOps team ready!

`ssh devserver!`

[a mecha labelled `zord.sb.contoso.com` flies out an SSH tunnel]
[Zayon teleports into the Zord's cockpit]

tmux!
attach!
git checkout -b asdf!

[Zayon pilots the Zord through a laptop's screen into cyberspace]

I'm now inside the Monorepo!

Checking the container's commit hash...
Suspect commit range found!

git bisect!

Culprit commit found!
Not so "no-op" after all!
git revert!

[The Crashloop monster fires a volley of Merge Conflicts]

Oncall break-glass power!
[skip ci]!
git push --force!

[Zayon uses the big sword of oncall power to deal a mortal cut to the Crashloop]
Commit reverted!
[The Crashloop explodes in cyberspace, which also detonates the laptop in real life in a cloud of "Emergency Cherry-pick"]

Void Knight: [teleports in front of the oncallers]
You may have rolled back my pull request,
But I HOPE you're ready for my FIX FORWARD!

Oncallers: Hope is not a strategy!