This.
This!
@phoenix BMW drivers being douchebags is such a cliche, but it's also undeniably true. Why can't these people use a turn signal once in a while?
@phoenix hahaha 🀣 someone needs to show @atpfm
@phoenix Heh. Kan uit ervaring vertellen dat niet alle BMW-rijders zo zijn. ;)

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wouldnt there be bits of glass and metal on the ground?

@phoenix also good for Corvettes.
@MyLittleMetroid @phoenix I'd replace BMW logo with "Asshole" text.
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@phoenix when in HS I and drove crap cars. When we saw dicks like this we would park our cars to box them.
@phoenix let's be fair! Give to Audi what's Audi's 😜 #FascismoStradale
@abesibe @phoenix As in β€œA Man Named Ove”, four zeroes on the back and one behind the wheel
@phoenix *stares* this image hurts me hehe
@phoenix @datacop Gibt es das auch mit einem Audi-Logo? πŸ˜‰
@phoenix That's pretty funny, but yeah, Beemer drivers are um, different
@phoenix should have taken two places, at least
@phoenix For years, I thought BMW’s logo was a figure in a wheelchair… πŸ€”
@phoenix As a recovering BMW driver, I did try to do my bit to disprove the stereotype β€” even used my indicators and everything β€” but just yesterday I saw this exact situation in the wild, multiple times in the same car park! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@phoenix I don't see so many BMWs like this, but I do see these:
@gheesh @phoenix it'd be a shame if keys accidentally gouged vehicles parked like this
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#FunFact That is also the universal symbol for "Please key my car."
@JeremyMallin @phoenix wait I was taught this one in school :o
@phoenix @patterfloof not true around me. They park directly over the line, taking up half of 2 spots...
@phoenix I mean, I've never seen Rolls Royce or Bentley drivers do this!!
@Vai @phoenix
The Rolls owner just has their chauffeur stand by the car with a stick to beat anyone who parks too close.

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Yes,they are the most self entitled of car drivers πŸ˜’

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Never when I need this. Regardless, this make me happy. πŸ˜‡β€‹
@phoenix I believe there is an Audi and Mercedes oh and Range Rover version too.

@fuji @phoenix

Its not just the entitlement of the drivers, it's also the cars...

More than 150 car models too big for regular UK parking spaces

Which? found that 161 car models it tested were longer than a standard car parking bay, with 12 exceeding the limit by more than 30cm. This was an increase from 2019, when only 129 did not fit the standard bay.

The longest car is now the BMW i7, which when parked in a standard bay will stick out more than half a metre.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/aug/26/more-than-150-car-models-too-big-for-regular-uk-parking-spaces

More than 150 car models too big for regular UK parking spaces

Fears over safety as analysis by Which? shows β€˜autobesity’ epidemic means cars getting wider and longer

The Guardian
@phoenix I saw precisely this in our carpark this morning. Am trying to avoid the urge to forward the pic to my humourless BMW mechanic son in law.
@phoenix yes, but what's the subscription fee?
@phoenix Just the other day, I saw a BMW parked in between two parking spaces. I wanted to take a picture, but I didn't know how to blur the license plate number.
@phoenix I was told (by someone who had just bought themselves a BMW) that it was actually Audi drivers who were the highway panto villains these days.
@phoenix its because bmw drivers cant park
@phoenix On the BC Ferries over and over there are announcements: "Would the owner of the black BMW on deck 3 go to your vehicle...your alarm is sounding". Seriously - BMWs and Ford F150s.
@phoenix Be an awful shame if the driver came back to 4 flat tyres…
@phoenix And the jacked up pickup trucks that don't pull up all the way and so they stick out 4 feet into the aisle, or pull up too far and take up one and a half spaces πŸ™„
@phoenix need another followup pic of electric vehicle spots over handicap reserved spots used by non-handicap people.
@phoenix Time for better transit. If someone was this much of a douche on a train they'd get kicked off.