I hate having emotions about reality; I’d much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon.

Anger towards big tech companies exists because these companies harvest and exploit peoples’ data. We should pass laws to stop that. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/04/dont-weaken-speech-protections-just-punish-meta

This is a very accurate graph of anything in my lifetime in the US.

It has taken me six years of experiments but I've managed to make a Marmite glaze that looks like milk chocolate. Now I am perfectly placed to make Marmite Maltesers and leave them on the table for unsuspecting guests.

Magic 8 Ball is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Magic 8 Ball for important advice. Use Magic 8 Ball at your own risk.

It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.