Lesley Carhart 
Someone on Nextdoor reported people ding dong dashing in Among Us costumes, and the Karens have thusly kind of discovered the game and are absolutely freaking out that it’s ultra violent and probably has pedos and I am S C R E A M I N G.
I reiterate that I AM MIDDLE AGED NOW TOO - AND WTAF, PPL
Ben Rush@hacks4pancakes And we welcome you to our greying, grizzled, apoplectic society!
peejaybee@hacks4pancakes Shit, I'm Old, have never played the game, and I still think the Karens are sus.
@hacks4pancakes What's funny is that I don't think I would be good at those games. The whole bowb your buddy game play style doesn't appeal. I sucked at Diplomacy too.
√Wh1t3Rabbit 🇵🇱🐰,🖕🏻❄️@hacks4pancakes Happy birthday, and I don't want to hear it...6 years ahead of you and I promise you it doesn't get better.
Bill@hacks4pancakes Your warranty doesn't run out until you turn 50, don't worry.
`Da Elf@Sempf @hacks4pancakes I turn 50 next year and was informed by the manufacturer I'd voided my warranty three decades ago, just saying.
Also "Right to Repair" isn't on the top of my list for this tech.
@Sempf @hacks4pancakes Extended warranties are rather spendy.
Aaron
Brian Clark@hacks4pancakes any minute now your going to need to get reading glasses 🤓 😉
@deepthoughts10 thankfully I’m already extremely farsighted
Chris Carr@hacks4pancakes I don’t believe it
skryking@hacks4pancakes when do I run out of middle age and graduate to old?
LN 
@hacks4pancakes Wait. I always thought middle age was 50+? I'm too close to 40 to be learning this now.
AnneH@hacks4pancakes Who cares. It's fine.
Claus Cramon Houmann@hacks4pancakes if you can still do all the matrix stuff, then I call BS. I’d die so many times even trying stunts like that
That Anonymous Coward
JimHudson@hacks4pancakes Far better than the alternative... Hope you get some reading in also...
Altytwo Altryness, BS 
@hacks4pancakes yeah but you also have a life and they don’t. =D
BrownCoatFan@hacks4pancakes oops, had your birthday wrong. So let's do this again. Happy Birthday!
Daniel Smith@hacks4pancakes If I finally have my midlife crisis now, it means I will live to 124 :)
Heath Stewart@hacks4pancakes Having been in my middle ages for a few years now, I've learned there are two groups of people: those in their middle ages, and those living in the middle ages.