Zach WeinersmithOHMYGOD so to pick up a little French I follow several subreddits, and... apparently the French for premature ejaculator is ejaculateur précoce, which sounds like it means "precocious ejaculator" which is a much more uplifting term.
Hécate@ZachWeinersmith haha yes that's cute
Omar Antolín@ZachWeinersmith Same in Spanish: "eyaculador precoz". And yes, "precoz" does also mean "precocious". (Probably also in French but I wouldn't know for sure.)
Boules de Fourrure@oantolin @ZachWeinersmith yes it means both. It's more used to mean precocious than premature.
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Précose mean early, so not really uplifting.
précautionneux is the word for precocious.
Précose mean early, so not really uplifting.
précautionneux is the word for precocious.
@nyutag @ZachWeinersmith I think there might be some confusion here. It seems to me that Zach is right: for example I think a precocious child is "enfant précoce" in French, no?
Quentin Ruyant@nyutag @ZachWeinersmith nope, I just checked my dictionary and précautionneux is cautious. Precocious means précoce. I guess what he means is that it's somehow uplifting because of other positive uses (un enfant précoce).
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My bad, my apologies!
Lost in translation...
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How translate in english "récolte précoce"? I was thinking "early harvest" but maybe there is a better word?
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How translate in english "récolte précoce"? I was thinking "early harvest" but maybe there is a better word?
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@nyutag @ZachWeinersmith I don't know
WaterluvianFrench makes everything so dignified. I’m not just a blood donor, I’m part of a society!
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imagine entering at a store and seeing on a wall full of "proud precocious ejaculator of the month"
imagine entering at a store and seeing on a wall full of "proud precocious ejaculator of the month"
That’s in the back room of the sperm bank. “Come on people, remember, turnover is king. You gotta keep it moving heah. Get the guys in and get them out.”
Hip Priest@ZachWeinersmith Yeah that makes it sound like a skill, something to train for...
jordan@ZachWeinersmith Supejaculationisticexpialidocious, if you do it soon enough then you’ll seem quite precocious
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Looks like you will pick on some interesting french terms... and miss things like "charnière" or "frugivore".
Looks like you will pick on some interesting french terms... and miss things like "charnière" or "frugivore".
“Well aren’t *you* a precocious little ejaculator!”
Ash@ZachWeinersmith Language weirdness for the win! Like how « un préservatif » isn't a preservative but, obviously, a condom.