OHMYGOD so to pick up a little French I follow several subreddits, and... apparently the French for premature ejaculator is ejaculateur précoce, which sounds like it means "precocious ejaculator" which is a much more uplifting term.
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imagine entering at a store and seeing on a wall full of "proud precocious ejaculator of the month"

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That’s in the back room of the sperm bank. “Come on people, remember, turnover is king. You gotta keep it moving heah. Get the guys in and get them out.”