Gonna start a creepy snack food brand called “Edgar Allan Poetato Chips” with flavors like “Raven Ranch”, “A Descent into Barbecue”, and “The Cask of Sour Cream and Onion”.
Tell-Tale Cinnamon Hearts
The Piquant and the Cardamom
The Seasoned Letters
The Dressings in the Rue Corn
The Mystery of Marie Ruffles
The Chip and the Pendulum?
@Chrishallbeck gonna chalk this up to the rantings of an unreliable narrator.
(A real Poe fan would get that in their tell-tale heart.)
@Chrishallbeck Did you watch that #GoldenGirls episode "Dorothy's New Friend", then? 😂
ps: pardon the break in the middle, I edited this together quickly...
cc: @lisamelton
The Tell-Tale Hot chips
