Gonna start a creepy snack food brand called “Edgar Allan Poetato Chips” with flavors like “Raven Ranch”, “A Descent into Barbecue”, and “The Cask of Sour Cream and Onion”.
@Chrishallbeck I have packaging ideas!!
@Chrishallbeck Fall of the House of Honey Mustard

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The Piquant and the Cardamom
The Seasoned Letters
The Dressings in the Rue Corn
The Mystery of Marie Ruffles

@Chrishallbeck Mask of the Red Skinned Potato
@Chrishallbeck Arthur Gordon Pymento Dip, cold and salty!
@Chrishallbeck You could have commercials where a man with eyes like he has something to hide says "Won't you come into my mausoleum? I have received a pallet of - chips!"
@Chrishallbeck What? Nobody has suggested Never Smores??
@Chrishallbeck Amontillado BBQ, Mesquite of Red Death, and Annabelle Lee Pepper would be very interesting flavors. Bonus: Nevermore-eos?
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For a solgan, how about: A crunch within a crunch?
For the spicy-hot, how about 'the sleeper'?

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The Chip and the Pendulum?

@Chrishallbeck gonna chalk this up to the rantings of an unreliable narrator.

(A real Poe fan would get that in their tell-tale heart.)

@Chrishallbeck What dish would go with The Tell-Tale Heart?
@Chrishallbeck Sour cream and marrying your 13 year old cousin.
@Chrishallbeck How am I by this post mentioned this year's Eurovision song about Edgar?
@Chrishallbeck barbecue pit and the pendulum

@Chrishallbeck Did you watch that #GoldenGirls episode "Dorothy's New Friend", then? 😂

ps: pardon the break in the middle, I edited this together quickly...

cc: @lisamelton

@Chrishallbeck @lisamelton Oh, and yes - being a good Queen - I have every episode of #TheGoldenGirls. And I even went to the trouble of upscaling the videos to 720p, cos the quality of the originals on DVD was so lousy. At least ONE good use for #AI: upscaling!
@Chrishallbeck I would 100% eat those chips. Not only do I love potato chips, I love Edgar Allan Poe.
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The Goth Kids will love them and give you all of their money.
@Chrishallbeck And now I have Eurovision back on repeat in my brain. Thank you! 😄
https://youtu.be/ZMmLeV47Au4
Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar? | Austria 🇦🇹 | Official Music Video | Eurovision 2023

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