Gonna start a creepy snack food brand called “Edgar Allan Poetato Chips” with flavors like “Raven Ranch”, “A Descent into Barbecue”, and “The Cask of Sour Cream and Onion”.
@Chrishallbeck gonna chalk this up to the rantings of an unreliable narrator.
(A real Poe fan would get that in their tell-tale heart.)