@yogthos
Hit's the nail on the head 😂
@yogthos
“For more transparency”
@yogthos "We value transparency."
@rmtakata @yogthos oh dammit, I missed this before I made my own transparency joke
@yogthos 🤔 seems very reckless without some surveillance cameras.
@yogthos at least they're being transparent 😜

@yogthos To recycle one of my earlier references,

https://fosstodon.org/@juanejot/109542397646573001

“Pray we do not update it any further.”

juanejot (@[email protected])

Our youngest just referred to “Ruth Vader Ginsburg,” and the automatic response that flew out of my mouth was: “I dissent. Pray I do not dissent any further.”

Fosstodon
@yogthos technically, they aren't wronf
@yogthos click "I agree" or forever hold your piss
@yogthos it's like going to poop in a house with cats, no expectations of privacy

@yogthos

...to be more... transparent

@yogthos at least it’s the same shit for everyone.
@yogthos Is opaqueness a paid-for upgrade.

@timberwraith

More honest than most TOS that try to obfuscate what they are doing with walls of legaleeze.

@yogthos I'm glad to see that they understand how important it is to be transparent about these things.
@yogthos @davidseidl they also appear to have a BYOTP policy

@Lupus

Oh my. I missed that!

@yogthos if only privacy policies were that transparent 🤣🤣🤣
@yogthos I'm afraid for the poor custodian that would have to care for all that. Fingerprints, piss-splashes, idiots who'd probably do butt-prints to mess with dumb-ass friends in the next stall... A revolving door of custodians in that place; they probably have to mix up a whole new bottle of glass cleaner before walking in there each time.
@yogthos "…pray that we do not update it further."
@yogthos
Changelog:
"Minor bug fixes and improvements"

@yogthos This is just CRAZY!

Hope to HEAVEN this is a fake meme!

@yogthos I feel like this is a real thing that the anti-trans movement would do just to stick it to them, then claim it's done to "protect the children".

(Just to be clear, pun intended, this doesn't look like the type of stall that turns opaque when locked, like is used in Amsterdam and Japan, so it remains visible when not in use. I could be wrong, though.)

@yogthos @vmstan at least there’s doors, didn’t even have that in the Army
@yogthos @glennf In what part of the World do they value transparency so much?
@titociuro @glennf not sure where these one at
@yogthos @glennf @titociuro Where they're in deep to some underground glass cleaner racket and have to help them use up and buy more product quickly.
@yogthos

Das ist die Toilette aus meinen Blasendruck-Alpträumen. Es müssten noch ein paar andere Menschen drin sein.