Accidental CISO

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I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
Twitterhttps://twitter.com/AccidentalCISO
Bloghttps://www.accidentalciso.net
Podcasthttps://www.mindfulsmbshow.com
YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@accidentalciso
Accidental CISO1d ago
Be compassionate when your users get phished. If it can happen to the Director of the FBI, it can happen to anyone.
Accidental CISO3d ago
Flea is releasing a jazz album, and I am so here for this.
Accidental CISO5d ago
My kids have stolen my gaming chair from my office. I need to buy myself a new desk chair. Not gaming this time. Thinking about a Leap. What else should I be considering?
Accidental CISOMar 16

Last week, I met with a marketing freelancer to put together a strategic marketing plan for my company.

This morning, me to freelancer: “Heeeeeyyyy, so, I had an idea. It might change the plan a wee bit.” 😬

OMG, I have become my bosses. 🤣😭🤦‍♂️

Accidental CISOMar 11
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but executives aren’t going to read more than 3 sentences of that email you’re writing. Get to the point.
Accidental CISOMar 9

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@mindfulsmbshow/116182885126334273

I'll need some audience volunteers to test the live caller workflow. If anyone is interested in helping me do some testing this week, let me know.

Accidental CISOMar 3
I can't afford therapy, so I'm just going to watch a bunch of standup comedy and come to grips with my trauma that way.
Accidental CISOFeb 26
I have the opportunity to speak to a couple classes of 8th graders about cyber security for career day in a few weeks. What would you be sure to mention if you were me?
Accidental CISOJan 26

A line from a Veteran’s Day speech last year has stuck with me, and it’s worth sharing: “When civilization is at its worst, that is when we must be at our best.”

Civilization is made up of individuals. However small, our actions make a difference. Every interaction, every day.

Accidental CISOJan 21
Well, billable work is done for the day. I suppose I should go test my generator ahead of the impending winter doom.