Accidental CISO

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I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
Twitterhttps://twitter.com/AccidentalCISO
Bloghttps://www.accidentalciso.net
Podcasthttps://www.mindfulsmbshow.com
YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@accidentalciso
Accidental CISO1d ago

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@mindfulsmbshow/116330990812759665

I needed a bit of a break, but I'm stoked to get back to the show. Exciting things ahead! 👇

Accidental CISO1d ago
No, it isn't an April Fools joke. That really is your invoice.
Accidental CISO2d ago
If someone wanted to learn about using AI in their business safely, who would you point them to?
Accidental CISO5d ago
Be compassionate when your users get phished. If it can happen to the Director of the FBI, it can happen to anyone.
Accidental CISOMar 26
Flea is releasing a jazz album, and I am so here for this.
Accidental CISOMar 24
My kids have stolen my gaming chair from my office. I need to buy myself a new desk chair. Not gaming this time. Thinking about a Leap. What else should I be considering?
Accidental CISOMar 16

Last week, I met with a marketing freelancer to put together a strategic marketing plan for my company.

This morning, me to freelancer: “Heeeeeyyyy, so, I had an idea. It might change the plan a wee bit.” 😬

OMG, I have become my bosses. 🤣😭🤦‍♂️

Accidental CISOMar 11
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but executives aren’t going to read more than 3 sentences of that email you’re writing. Get to the point.
Accidental CISOMar 9

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@mindfulsmbshow/116182885126334273

I'll need some audience volunteers to test the live caller workflow. If anyone is interested in helping me do some testing this week, let me know.

Accidental CISOMar 3
I can't afford therapy, so I'm just going to watch a bunch of standup comedy and come to grips with my trauma that way.