Humster - Wikipedia

@SwiftOnSecurity creating a cursed hybrid to avoid legal issues. Awesome.
@SwiftOnSecurity thanks, I feel enriched after learning about this
@ecn @SwiftOnSecurity Well t his is certainly knowledge that I have now
@Jamessocol @ecn @SwiftOnSecurity Though "enriched" is not the term I would use.
@SwiftOnSecurity You want unit 731? Because this is how you get unit 731.
@SwiftOnSecurity more proof that god has left this place long ago
@SwiftOnSecurity Werehamster vs sharknado in 3, 2, ...
@SwiftOnSecurity Seriously? Right in front of my salad?
@SwiftOnSecurity It's A Brave New World Revisited #WhereIsMySoma
@SwiftOnSecurity I will not be digging into how that was found out Thank You Very Much
@SwiftOnSecurity Is this along the lines of the discovery of Teflon or Velcro?
@Sentry23 @SwiftOnSecurity
More like freon and tetraethyl lead…

@SwiftOnSecurity Seems like Wikipedia is being a little judgemental.

"....due to the unique promiscuity of hamster ova....."

@SwiftOnSecurity always wondered who figured this one out
@SwiftOnSecurity Trying to tell us something?
@SwiftOnSecurity @claudius what an unfortunate day to be literate
@SwiftOnSecurity Kia claimed their commercials were CGI.
An interview with a human hamster

If we have to endure another shitty art exhibition showing Photo Booth and Facebook screen dumps along with a pompous manifesto of some elaborate bullshit idea about the universe thought up on a DMT high

@SwiftOnSecurity the next stage in the evolution of the hipster.
@SwiftOnSecurity not viable... Tell that to the people I bought my car from.
@SwiftOnSecurity I notice they don’t explain if it should be pronounced “Humm-ster” or “Hewm-ster”
@secureisd
Glad that I'm not the only person contemplating this.
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@SwiftOnSecurity I waited as long as I could for someone else to pick up the ball.
@SwiftOnSecurity
Do you want hamster zombies? ‘Cause this is how you get hamster zombies.