Calamity Beast Seydlitz

Cave Johnson here. I hear some of you gender wackos are using it/its pronouns and identifying as machines! Wild!

Now the boys in the lab tell me it's impossible to transplant a human brain into a robot body… so I fired them! Never tell me what ISN'T possible!

Report to our newly established Aperture Cybernetics Lab. We're gonna put our heads together and invent some robo-bodies. Giant atomic ones, with lasers.

Robot kaiju. That's the future of gender right there. Caroline, can we patent that?

Jul 28, 2023 at 6:09pmWeb
Show threadSinnamon (despicable arc 😈)Jul 28, 2023
@pynkbites What about using a Gundam as the robot body? That has to be fun. I've heard there's one in Yokohama, maybe they can lend it to you temporarily.
Show threadCalamity Beast SeydlitzJul 28, 2023
@cinnamon good idea but Gundam bodies are for Feddie bootlickers. I'll take a Zaku
Show threadSinnamon (despicable arc 😈)Jul 28, 2023
@pynkbites I was just trying to suggest off-the-shelf components (a giant shelf in this case). ​​
Show threadDemonessJul 28, 2023
@pynkbites alternate universe where Caroline becomes a giant Godzilla robot that attacks bring your daughter to work day
Show threadJim Hughes ☢️Jul 29, 2023
@theking @pynkbites crowds screaming as they flee through the crumbling city, to the echoing GlaDos voice of "Where are you going.... You're not even going the right way..."
Show threadRobots can be gay deal with itJul 28, 2023
@pynkbites *rattles* Yes... Sir.. Mr. Johnson...
Show threadstage7 Jul 29, 2023
@pynkbites @aksiwot Big news if true.
Show threadZenobiaVayneJul 29, 2023
@pynkbites i will take one giant robot bunny body please, when can I expect fulfillment of my order thanks in advance 🤖 🐰
Show threadLilly North musicJul 29, 2023

@pynkbites then theres me who indeed does use it/its pronouns.

I font want to be human anymore, were do i dign up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Show threadDźwiedziuJul 29, 2023
@pynkbites
Wait, isn't that what the guy with the site named after his 𝕏-wife, other company is doing? 
Show threadTrash PandaJul 30, 2023
@pynkbites the best part of this is that he actually did it, the absolute madman
Show threadbrbrossaSep 8, 2023
@pynkbites i volunteer for testing, archmagos johnson!
Show threadKaitlynEthyliaSep 8, 2023
@pynkbites this is it, the best post on fedi
Show threadMARIMO APPRECIATION ACCOUNT Sep 8, 2023
@pynkbites Oh my god.
Show threadmoved to @[email protected]Sep 8, 2023
@pynkbites I got some good news for you about Portal. Also some bad news.
Show threadjordanSep 9, 2023
@pynkbites good #gender jokes the right could never hope to even approach. 
Show threadLuna Dragofelis ΘΔ moved to @[email protected]Sep 9, 2023
@pynkbites I just wanna be a short sexy furry catgirl.