Cave Johnson here. I hear some of you gender wackos are using it/its pronouns and identifying as machines! Wild!

Now the boys in the lab tell me it's impossible to transplant a human brain into a robot body… so I fired them! Never tell me what ISN'T possible!

Report to our newly established Aperture Cybernetics Lab. We're gonna put our heads together and invent some robo-bodies. Giant atomic ones, with lasers.

Robot kaiju. That's the future of gender right there. Caroline, can we patent that?

@pynkbites alternate universe where Caroline becomes a giant Godzilla robot that attacks bring your daughter to work day
@theking @pynkbites crowds screaming as they flee through the crumbling city, to the echoing GlaDos voice of "Where are you going.... You're not even going the right way..."