Calamity Beast SeydlitzJul 28, 2023

Cave Johnson here. I hear some of you gender wackos are using it/its pronouns and identifying as machines! Wild!

Now the boys in the lab tell me it's impossible to transplant a human brain into a robot body… so I fired them! Never tell me what ISN'T possible!

Report to our newly established Aperture Cybernetics Lab. We're gonna put our heads together and invent some robo-bodies. Giant atomic ones, with lasers.

Robot kaiju. That's the future of gender right there. Caroline, can we patent that?

Show threadSinnamon (despicable arc 😈)
@pynkbites What about using a Gundam as the robot body? That has to be fun. I've heard there's one in Yokohama, maybe they can lend it to you temporarily.
Jul 28, 2023 at 6:27pmWeb
Show threadCalamity Beast SeydlitzJul 28, 2023
@cinnamon good idea but Gundam bodies are for Feddie bootlickers. I'll take a Zaku
Show threadSinnamon (despicable arc 😈)Jul 28, 2023
@pynkbites I was just trying to suggest off-the-shelf components (a giant shelf in this case). ​​