*hacker voice* I’m in 😅
@nixCraft what a sophisticated hacking technique... 🐈
@natriumchloride @nixCraft I can hear the Mission Impossible score right now! 
@nixCraft so that's how you cat a file...
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"I can hear some squeaking from inside the computer. I first thought the fan was going bad, but now I'm thinking there's a mouse infestation." ... ... ... "Never mind, the problem appears to have solved itself"
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RDFISHSWORDFISHSWORDFISHSWORDFISHSWORDFI 
@nixCraft Also hacker: "How do I get out?"

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"I see you are still on CAT1. I think you need to upgrade."

@nixCraft ohhh… the files are **IN** the computer…
@nixCraft first picture of ChatGPT !
Edit: a cat is named "Chat" in French

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That's not a mouse port! 😳

@nixCraft "I see the problem. You've got fur in the heat sink!!"

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I hope it's okay if I add some alt text here so I can share.

Image of a PC tower case on its side. A cat has gotten into it somehow and is attempting to leave through the gap left by removing the power supply.

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Cat content, most literally!
@nixCraft No mouse interface anymore

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He's here to confirm that Shrodinger's cat is dead and not dead.

@nixCraft you should whatch some Tom & Jerry cartoons. the cat goes OUT-side and the mouse goes IN-side.
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When you perform a CAT command from the terminal.
@nixCraft iz escaping from the intertubes
@nixCraft Sent a spider in to catch the computer bug. Then sent a bird in to catch the spider. Finally sent the cat in to catch the bird.
@nixCraft Only an Internet security field mouse may help 😂
@nixCraft the cat hack the puter
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Have you tried turning it off and then back on?