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Si FullerI keep telling people that a vanilla soy latte is technically a three bean soup, but nobody understands. They just nod and smile like I'm the crazy one.
Robert Burgholzer@si_fuller Behold, my friends… genius!
Winjay@si_fuller This is my favorite toot of the day. I'm bookmarking this one.
@winjay @si_fuller I will be using this at dinner tonight. Full attribution, to the extent practicable given that this will be a verbal quote-toot
Cycling Stu@si_fuller @jpm Literally correct, but technically not. (I have never understood why vanilla gets called vanilla beans, the seeds are tiny, even if the seed pod is long)
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Skyler 
@stufromoz @si_fuller @jpm oh yeah, vanilla is actually in the orchid family, it's not a legume
then again neither is coffee, coffee isn't a bean either by that definition, but we call coffee and vanilla "beans" so you're not really wrong about it being a three bean soup
or you're only wrong because i feel like three bean soup usually implies the beans are whole? but that isn't part of the strict definition, just a cultural association
then again neither is coffee, coffee isn't a bean either by that definition, but we call coffee and vanilla "beans" so you're not really wrong about it being a three bean soup
or you're only wrong because i feel like three bean soup usually implies the beans are whole? but that isn't part of the strict definition, just a cultural association
@stufromoz @jpm @si_fuller no, but coffee and cocoa beans are barely edible and even soybeans are usually not eaten whole except for natto (fermented) or edamame (young) and usually are made into soy milk, tofu, tempeh, or more processed foods instead
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Rubi Fun 😷@si_fuller
Quite right...!!! ☺️
Quite right...!!! ☺️
🏳️🌈Superdave! 😘🍷👨🦯@si_fuller @pseudonym You are correct on the vanilla soy latte. So is the soy mocha.
DopeGhoti@si_fuller
Rest easy in knowing how correct you are.
Just like how a pop-tart is a calzone, and a pizza is toast.
altreus™@DopeGhoti @si_fuller Surely you'd have to cook the base again for pizza to be toast?
🦇𝕭𝖆𝖙🦇@Altreus @DopeGhoti @si_fuller
And this is where the originators just gave up arguing and picked a different name. "Fine, we'll just call it 'pizza' ok?"
And this is where the originators just gave up arguing and picked a different name. "Fine, we'll just call it 'pizza' ok?"
Christian Kent 𝘊𝘒 :＼﹥@DopeGhoti @si_fuller margarita is cheese on toast
(moved)Galbinus Caeli 🌯@si_fuller sugar cane is technically a vegetable.
It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️@si_fuller There was a Food Theory episode about this. 😁
Kenneth@si_fuller And vodka & ginger ale is a salad.
arclight@si_fuller Pizza is a fruit pie, just sayin'...
Michael BaconBut . . . it's really a three bean broth?
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Tarren (They/Them)@lisamelton @si_fuller That's pretty much what it boils down to. LOL
Space Burger Steve 🌌🍔🤪@si_fuller To be fair, vanilla beans aren't actually beans. Maybe try telling these folks that vanilla ice cream is fruit flavoured?
Ken S@si_fuller So a vanilla soy cap/mocha is a four bean combo.
Ricardo Harvin@si_fuller *Wee-bey gif* 😮
Joshua Purba 
@si_fuller It took me an hour and several encounters with this boosted toot before it clicks 
Cedric@si_fuller It reminded me of the Three bean salad podcast. Irrelevant in this discussion, but amusing.
https://open.spotify.com/show/44u5271Rsz60P8xtn0aWDd?si=WlWk9bLES0KcoQwTuEyFww
https://open.spotify.com/show/44u5271Rsz60P8xtn0aWDd?si=WlWk9bLES0KcoQwTuEyFww
wzhkevin@si_fuller Vanilla isn’t technically a bean, is it? Chocolate isn’t a bean either so a chocolate soy latte doesn’t work. Maybe an adzuki soy latte?
Badscrew@si_fuller nobody likes « technically correct » people
CodexNotFound@si_fuller technically coffee isn't a bean but a cherry.
D1g1talDrag0n@si_fuller I got your back and so does MatPat. This was explored in a video by food theorists on YouTube. Enjoy!
Food Theory: Wait... Coffee is a SOUP?!
@D1g1talDrag0n Wow, they gave the matter a lot more thought than I did.
@si_fuller yeah but your thought is great since you had not seen it! :)
Irina@si_fuller But it's true!
Shirley Eugest
@si_fuller I feel your pain. I know I always enjoy every one of my several servings of roasted bean broth each day.
Noemi loves you
Asiny@si_fuller hahahaha
Eric G.@si_fuller I'm often confused by the derision when I have #framboise for #breakfast by the same people who have no issues with toast and jam.
RonnieI get the same reaction
Scott@si_fuller the holy trinity bean soup praise be
@si_fuller hahahaha