I keep telling people that a vanilla soy latte is technically a three bean soup, but nobody understands. They just nod and smile like I'm the crazy one.

@si_fuller
Rest easy in knowing how correct you are.

Just like how a pop-tart is a calzone, and a pizza is toast.

@DopeGhoti @si_fuller Surely you'd have to cook the base again for pizza to be toast?
@Altreus @DopeGhoti @si_fuller
And this is where the originators just gave up arguing and picked a different name. "Fine, we'll just call it 'pizza' ok?"