Those tiny beasts nearly wiped humanity off the face of the Earth.
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@lowqualityfacts And now people are using them as support animals! We're playing with fire, people.
@lowqualityfacts always got bad vibes of mini horse's now I know why.
@lowqualityfacts actually it was spread by bubs
@lowqualityfacts my pervy ass brain read the caption as "Those tiny BREASTS nearly wiped humanity off the face of the Earth." đź’€
@lowqualityfacts Mini horse: "Sorry, I'm a little hoarse."
@lowqualityfacts I read that as “tiny breasts”
@lowqualityfacts that explains how fast is spread!
@lowqualityfacts the descendants of survivors of the plague have a higher likelihood to be resistant to HIV infections (“horse, itsy-bitsy, virus”)
@lowqualityfacts fake news. It was actually spread by Bubos. FACT!!!

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Oh, I think the mini horses may have succeeded in wiping out "humanity" (the kind feelings humans often have for each other).
Though, the planet is still filled with humans.

Next time you want a job done right, bring in the maxi horses.

@lowqualityfacts The reason it disappeared was because the only people left had a blood mutation that prevented the disease from taking hold in their system.
@lowqualityfacts While the plage of Justinian was caused by unicorns.