Right wing influencers are convinced the Instagram Threads logo is the mark of the devil

@taylorlorenz they are so very, very, fucking stupid.

and this is what ALL of the 2024 campaign is going to be like. particularly aimed at queers, of course, but it's all going to be like this.

@moira But doesn't this mean that Threads actually has a chance of not being infected by these geniuses' intelect? ;)

@taylorlorenz

@me @taylorlorenz I've seen it floated that they want to trash the place early, make it fail, to try to help Lord Elon keep Twitter going.

Starting to think maybe that idea has some validity.

@moira @me @taylorlorenz This makes sense to me. And you may have insight: it seems like I'm seeing more "Satanic" labeling out of that disinfo squad lately - I'm wondering if it's part of their new pre-election comms plan, keeping evangelicals emotionally activated over fears of Satan for the next 1.5 years...

@bok_bok_ba_gok @me @taylorlorenz Well, it's a combination of:

1) they absolutely believe it, particularly about LGBT people but by no means just.

It's not new. They've been going off for _literally decades_ internally about Revelations 3:15-16 - absolutely obsessed with it - specifically as applied to politics. For them, it's literally either God or Satan, and they're god, which makes all of us _literally Satan_.

I've been trying to get people to take this seriously for over 20 years because when the fundamentalist movement took over the GOP, they brought this _political_ culture with them.

2) It's all they've got and they know it.

@moira @me @taylorlorenz Thank you for everything you've been trying to do! When Trump immediately moved the embassy to Jerusalem I started to realize how powerful these rapturists are. This helped me get some sense of this stuff I was not familiar with: https://www.npr.org/2023/04/03/1167732024/what-we-get-wrong-about-armageddon-in-the-bible
I still see incredible power in Trump, Bannon, etc. pushing peoples' buttons and keeping them in an acute state of fear against others, making them very easy to manipulate...
@bok_bok_ba_gok @moira @me @taylorlorenz and cutting education, they've done that for decades. Now they're being more overt about it.
@bok_bok_ba_gok ...so that they actually elect Satan's own slate of candidates.
@sspopovich Humans are amazingly clever at convincing themselves of bullshit, aren't they?! It seems insane to us, but there it is - this conveys it well: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/christian-right-worships-donald-trump-915381/
False Idol β€” Why the Christian Right Worships Donald Trump

White evangelics have their presidential strongman in Donald Trump.

Rolling Stone
@me @moira @taylorlorenz How could "Threads" be infected by any intelect? πŸ˜€ Its algorithm is meant to sell, and harvest personal data, not to feed critical thinking.
@me @moira @taylorlorenz That was my takeaway, too. Maybe it means the weirdest and most aggressively stupid folks will stay away.
@stopthatgirl7 @me @taylorlorenz Yeah, but the professional hate brigade absolutely will not stay away.

@moira @taylorlorenz

Noooo! I need more time before 2024. I need more TIME!

@moira @taylorlorenz

Yes, abjectly, pitifully stupid, and their vote counts same as yours or mine.

@Pappy @taylorlorenz oh believe me

_I am aware_.

I have decades of fighting these people. I'm still filling in a bunch of backdated stuff from the 1990s at solarbird.net/blog if you want to see the ancient history

@moira @taylorlorenz
All hope for the return to a rational America went out the window with the GOP destroying not only the public educational system but the private/religious one as well, and not just K-12 but higher education too. 54% of the US population now reads at below the 6th grade level and 18% are functionally illiterate. Universities are little more than giant sports complexes dedicated to bringing in TV revenue.
@Threadbane I got no time for doomerism
@taylorlorenz well, that didn't take long.
@taylorlorenz The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world to join Threads.
@stefan @taylorlorenz The Devil’s Threads Are Idle Playthings, apparently
@stefan @taylorlorenz πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸΌ
@taylorlorenz Zuck’s going to love that…
@BakerRL75 @taylorlorenz I need to buy lots of 🍿🍿 to see this play out.. πŸ˜‚
@BakerRL75 A fresh round of anti-Semitic conspiracy theories won't be far behind.
@jobsboils Those I’m afraid came over with Instagram…

@BakerRL75 I remember when Zuck was flirting with Trump and MAGA during his feud with Elizabeth Warren, and thinking of the old Chaucer/Shakespeare quote: "He who sups with devil should bring a long spoon."

And, well, here we are...

@taylorlorenz LOL, interesting.

I hope they don't need such a symbolic interpretation to stay miles away from the Meta(data) vacuum-cleaner and privacy nightmare that each one of those apps is.

@taylorlorenz I interpret this as they are deeply concerned about the slightly stronger moderation on Threads than on Twitter?
@frumble @taylorlorenz of definitely libsoftiktok got their threads removed and promptly went on to twitter to complain about it
@lgtm @frumble @taylorlorenz Did they really?! So they didn't get away with dogpiling trans folks? Wow, surprised - didn't realize Meta had in them.
@taylorlorenz These are the same wastes of neurons who see the word "demon" in pride month and think they're on to something. No, Patricia, you're just on something.
@taylorlorenz Reminds me of the drink of the devil Monster Energy πŸ˜†
@taylorlorenz Maybe that means they'll stay off it. We can always hope.

@taylorlorenz

Everything is a conspiracy with the MAGA crowd.

@taylorlorenz they missed the negative space one. That’s just shoddy detective work when finding satanic messages.
@taylorlorenz I am disturbed you found a way to make Threads appealing to me. Well done.

@taylorlorenz I thought I was the only one to notice the lazy design.

https://masto.ai/@mister914/110674970566509076

Ray Jepson (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image OK people, let's talk about #Threads. What a lazy, confusing and ugly logo. This logo says to me, "I'm in high school, but mom has an Adobe Illustrator account." If the app is 10% as amateurish as the logo, it's garbage. #graphicdesign

Mastodon

@mister914 @taylorlorenz

I kept desperately trying to find the "T" in the logo because why would they not base the design on the name of their app?? And after not finding one I was like, "that's kinda....a not helpful logo...right??? hmmmm..."

@taylorlorenz
Haha.
These people should be studied, it's clearly pathological.
@taylorlorenz we all know the only true satanic product on the market is monster energy drink

@taylorlorenz here's some actual alt text so you can edit it:

  • tweet from Catturd: This is the dumbest 666 looking logo in history. Seriously, lol, who's the dumbass who thought this was a good idea? It sucks.
  • tweet from KimDotCom: How to put 666 the number of the beast into a logo.
  • tweet from MAGA_Mike: 666. Symbolism will be their downfall. Tagged META_Threads_Satanic. Diagram of three 6s overlaid on the Threads app icon.
  • Tweet from Luke Rudkowski: Three eyes emoji. Diagram showing three 6s on different parts of the Threads icon.
  • @taylorlorenz Well, someone could also parse that the inner curl could look like a simplistic cursive Q (the one that looks like a number two)... so: Q has returned as Threads.
    @taylorlorenz That is hilariously stupid

    @taylorlorenz

    they need ta read them up some book learnin - then they’d but see that 6 in thar logo be backwards!

    And there ain’t but one uh them. Y’all need 3 6’s be be calling up our infernal leader and what not

    Uh-hyuck.

    @taylorlorenz the last screenshot is so funny, it's such an insane reach.

    @taylorlorenz

    if it turns out Mark Zuckerberg is the long-prophesized antichrist that's gonna be a huge disappointment no matter what religion you are

    @taylorlorenz

    Hilarious. First thing that's made me even the slightest bit tempted to join it.

    @taylorlorenz stop it now you’re making threads actually sound cool
    @taylorlorenz Right wing influencers are like people who see a Magic Eye puzzle everywhere, even where there isn’t one.
    @taylorlorenz @Dhmspector The world must be scary for them when they imagine devils and demons everywhere.
    @mikec415 @taylorlorenz among other things. Like every aspect of the world that doesn’t fit into a box they can understand.