ME, 20: I'm going to six bars & staying out all night

ME, 25: I'm going to one bar & will go home at midnight

ME, 30: I'm going to drink a glass of water at home & compare fruit prices at grocery stores online

@roxiqt You know you're adult when you get excited to see grapes on sale.
@roxiqt ME, 40: I drank a glass of water, now I have heart burn
@seedyh @roxiqt That actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that, haha.

@seedyh @roxiqt Thought I was the only one who could get heartburn from water.

Does plain white bread get you, too?

@roxiqt married at 24, separated at 30. A number of the ensuing years were irresponsible when I didn't have custody. At 50 I haven't been to a bar for years
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@roxiqt ME, 50: I am going to stop drinking all fluids at 3 pm and hope I can sleep through the night without getting up.
@roxiqt @lisamelton me in my mid-50s: Iโ€™m going to a bar, drinking coffee, and watching the younginโ€™s be entertaining
@roxiqt You're either my age, or you had a pretty good fake ID when you were 20.
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ME 75: I couldn't survive without grocery delivery and Amazon
@roxiqt not me, i donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll ever grow out of fireworks lol
@roxiqt Nah, Me 55โ€ฆIโ€™m gonna start dating a guy 25 years younger than me.๐Ÿ˜œ
@roxiqt still going out till midnight
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Me at 60: Do I have to stay up until 8pm?
@roxiqt lots of comments here but i don't see the essential question: what site lets you compare fruit prices at grocery stores? ๐Ÿ˜‚
@yanzlow I was looking at different grocery delivery websites
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I'm doing all of the last one at 20. I've never been to a bar before, unfortunately.