ME, 20: I'm going to six bars & staying out all night

ME, 25: I'm going to one bar & will go home at midnight

ME, 30: I'm going to drink a glass of water at home & compare fruit prices at grocery stores online

@roxiqt ME, 40: I drank a glass of water, now I have heart burn
@seedyh @roxiqt That actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that, haha.