ME, 20: I'm going to six bars & staying out all night

ME, 25: I'm going to one bar & will go home at midnight

ME, 30: I'm going to drink a glass of water at home & compare fruit prices at grocery stores online

@roxiqt married at 24, separated at 30. A number of the ensuing years were irresponsible when I didn't have custody. At 50 I haven't been to a bar for years