@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I've been joking about having early symptoms of parkinson's for like 15 years now but now i'm like "hmm maybe i actually do" cause my left hand is shaking right now for no apparent reason.

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I only had one cup of coffee yesterday. I had just gotten done mowing the lawn, but I was on a ride on, so it's not like I was actually exercising.

@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @BuluBane @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Am i glad i transferred the Hall of Faves already? I am. Am I glad I deactivated and started masto-methadone already? I am
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I wish I could pull out all of my tweets as a backup. Also that SOME PEOPLE didnt delete their accounts and thus their tweets
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Grow them until they're visible from orbit and then light em up to get me stoned all the way over in AU.
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Good morning canoe, here is a Roller Derby meme which I assume everyone here will understand and enjoy
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop If the opposing jammer gets a penalty then you're on a power jam for 30 seconds (they can't score points but you can). However if they were the lead jammer then the jam cannot be called off early, and is going to run for its entire two minute duration.
@AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Oh neat. Wish I could go on a power jammer. Also ya'll seen they gone changed the Masto app? Looks wild now, kinda cool I guess.

@SenatorIvy @jimprov @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @snarthelg @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Fuck it is unreasonably hot and humid here today. It’s like 92 with 85% humidity

“Feels like 100” according to my app

@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @jimprov @s_ridenour @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I did! I am very obviously a weirdo compared to the peo0le who have spent their whole career in corporate, trying very hard to keep this as an advantage.