New phone. Looking forward to all the time I’ll save dialing by storing my contacts… on punch cards!
example card
@dan Oh, that's the coolest thing. But wait, it's a rotary dial phone, but the cards use the same matrix as DTMF to encode the number
@recursive whoa, I hadn’t thought of that!
@dan fun fact @eeide 's campus phone number is such that people dialing this number without first dialing 9 to get an outside line get him instead. Being @eeide , he helps them
@dan looks like you are explicitly selecting the two touch tones, which means you could also encode * and # if you wanted
@dan Interesting encoding. I wonder how the decoder works.
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So although a rotary phone, looks like the cards may have generated DTMF tones, selecting the row and column frequency?
@dan I'm oddly delighted that the punch card system uses an ingenious and self-explanatory scheme to cut the thing down from needing 11 holes per row to ... eight holes. I'm sure the advantage is significant on The Phone Company's scale but to the individual user it seems a little chintzy.
@Austin_Dern @dan As others have pointed out, if each hole here produced a unique tone, then you get touch-tone dialling (DMTF). This particular phone happens to be pulse dialling, but it's likely the punch system was designed for DMTF which was just coming into use at the time.
@dan It's a ternary number system. A "digit" consists of three positions. Ignoring the "STOP" line, which only encodes control, and 0 which is encoded separately, the bottom three positions form the least significant digit while the top three are the most significant digit. The annoying thing, though, is that the most significant digit is offset by one. Dang.
Got this phone up and running, and it is every bit as satisfying as I had hoped to be able to dial using punch cards.
@dan imagine the time savings too
@dan @jay Very satisfying! Geeking out, here! Pulse dialing and other mechanical sounds. I played with the phone as a boy.
@dan That's rad. Where on earth were those used? And by whom?
@dan That's so rad. I love it so much. It's fun that these old phones still work! I don't even have a landline at our house.
@dan I was 100% expecting that to reach @pjf’s fine Internet product https://github.com/pjf/rickastley alas it seems it’s having some downtime but no worries it’s rude to demand unceasing effort for the occasional niche giggle of our choice
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@garthk @pjf Oh man, I wish I had thought of that, better punch a new card.
@garthk @pjf wow, you really can find everything online! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPDjy4MijA
Rare western electric 10 button card dialer calling Rick Astley hotline

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@dan nice to see the tone-dialer version in action.
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“Please insert card 2 for main menu. If you know your party’s extension you may insert that card at any time. Please listen to this entire message as our options may have changed…”
@dan @msbellows That is absolutely wonderful. 😆
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This reminded me of a vintage rolodex file that I still have. It would make a decent punch card business card data base dialer.
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The punch cards are coded as for DTMF, but the phone pulse-dials?
@sabik yes! It was designed at roughly the same time as DTMF dialing, so maybe they were planning ahead?

@dan me: skeuomorphism is bad

also me: unless society gives me a phone+contact app whose UX is directly inspired by this, I hope we are hit by an asteroid

@dan Nice. Now I'm curious if my VOIP gateway understands rotary pulses rather than touch tones. Hmm.
@dwallach You can definitely find ones that do! (e.g., most of the Grandstream models)
@dan @dwallach My Grandstream HT802 doesn't seem to; at least when I plug in a pulse-dial handset and press a digit it continues to give me a dial tone whereas as when I use a slightly less-ancient DTMF handset the dial tone goes away on the first digit press.
@edavies @dan @dwallach on the HT802, it's an explicitly supported feature — you just have to enable it in settings. in the FXS PORT1 (or 2) page:

@dan @dwallach some systems do. It is tedious, though, because the system needs a really steady pulse. So you had to be really careful dialing in a steady, slow and monotonous way.

I did use my rotary phone together with a fritz Box up until about 2008, but then I gave up because it was really a hassle to dial longer numbers, with a lot of 9 or 0 in it.

@dan What, you didn’t have cards for all of your CLOSEST contacts? Where were you back then? You apparently didn’t know the right people.

@dan The irony today: Instead of pressing a lot of numbers, you have to type the name of your contact and scroll.

There's no quick solution to this problem, you'll always end up using log(number of contacts) key presses.

Unless you have your contacts categorized, but that's advanced stuff.

@dan Do I want one? Yes

Do I need one? No

Can I use one? Sort of.

@dan Cool!

Found video on youtube showing two of these phones in action (rotary and touch tone)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO3hv1ngzh8

Telephone Collectors International ( TCI ) Video : Western Electric card dialers

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@dan Oh darn, I just threw away my Fredian Flex Writer with punch card attachment. I guess a person could cut rectangles with an exacto knife…
@LawrenceShop @dan a leatherworker’s hole punch might be less aggravating
@nitride @dan Much of our most critical data is still on special paper punch tape. Lasts longer then magnetic or optical media and isn’t subject to electro-magnetic pulse.
@dan trying to call 911 gonna be fun oof not used one these in yeeeears
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Ohhhhhhh shiny! Any information about the provenance?
@dan I’m old enough to remember punch cards, but I ‘ve never seen such a phone in my life. Cool!
@dan ooh, this is cool! I didn't know such a thing existed (but I'm also not surprised) 😮
@dan wow, never saw this before and I worked in telecom. thanks for sharing!
@dan No 2 inch video screen? Pass.
@dan It won’t actually save you any time. Pulse dialing is a fixed speed. It just spares you the finger motions.
@dan That looks much more usable than the one that stores numbers on core rope
Russian phone dialler using interesting magnetic memory tech

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@dan This thing was a plot point in a Columbo episode!
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I see this seeming like a good idea if you can hand these out like business cards. But that would require a large number of people with access to a cardreader phone.

Edited: see here
http://www.paul-f.com/weCardDialers.htm
WE Automatic Card Dialers

Card Dialer Evolution and Models

@dan Is this regular 2 wire POTS? I saw one on eBay and it had a weird parallel port on the end (looked a bit like SCART?).

Yes, I immediately went to look for one 😀

@wren this one is 2 wire + and 18VAC power. The one with the parallel port looking thing is for a multi line key system

@dan I also saw a 1970s autodialer that you programmed with a pencil and eraser. It had a continuous plastic belt. You filled in bubbles, then moved a slider up and down to select the number. A contact finger sensed the graphite and pulse dialed.

I guess people really did not like dialing the phone.

In India, foreign companies hired local kids to dial the phone for them. They were given a list of numbers to dial continuously until they got through to one of them, which could take a while.

@dan Nice. I've got a KS 19594 dialer, which uses tape (and is no longer functional).