HOLY SHIT
@Popehat What just happened?
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

Page 1: The corrupt Biden Administration has informed my attorneys that I have been Indicted, seemingly over the Boxes Hoax, even though Joe Biden has 1850 Boxes at the University of Delaware, additional Boxes in Chinatown, D.C., with even more Boxes at the University of Pennsylvania, and documents strewn all over his garage floor where he parks his Corvette, and which is “secured” by only a garage door that is paper thin, and open much of the time.

Truth Social
Trump indicted on seven criminal counts in classified documents case

Former President Donald Trump said in a Truth Social post that he had been indicted and summoned to appear at federal court in Miami on Tuesday.

CNBC
@AnonymooseGuy @staidwinnow @Popehat Nicely misspelled...

@toxtethogrady @staidwinnow @Popehat

#AwShit

Thanks. I'll just leave this turd of a typo as a lesson to anyone else.

Also, since when did https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com fuck with your input so you can't enter an actual domain name?

Is it down? Check at Down for Everyone or Just Me

Check if a website or service is down or having problems and report your problems! Click now to check/report problems!

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@AnonymooseGuy @staidwinnow @Popehat I thought it was clever, myself. Now have a beer. You deserve it...

@AnonymooseGuy @toxtethogrady @Popehat

The root source seems to be Trump. Would love to hear from the DoJ.

@staidwinnow @AnonymooseGuy @toxtethogrady @Popehat
It's likely they won't say a thing until we see them in court (Tuesday?)
@justanotherengineer @staidwinnow @AnonymooseGuy @Popehat No need. Trump's revealing all on TS. (And yes, you want to see Trump's four-minute video defense in front of that gigantic portrait of some random dude. Which he also stole from the White House)
@toxtethogrady @Popehat Our favorite ex-president got indicted.
@Popehat
Evergreen post...
maybe you should simply pin that?
@Popehat Is this "Emergency Show" worthy?
@Popehat do I have to guess whose shit is holy? I have my ideas. Are we talking about Trump indictment?

@enmodo @Popehat

Yep, 7 counts. Arraignment is 3 PM Tuesday in Miami.

@enmodo @Popehat
I mean, if we're trying to figure which shit is holy, Popehat would know....
@Popehat
I hope this is more than God in the can.
@Popehat Are you referring to this headline "Supreme Court sides with Jack Daniel’s in poop-themed dog toy trademark fight" ???
@ronpike @Popehat Right? I went straight to Google News, scratching my head.
Trump Indicted in Classified Documents Case: Live Updates

The seven counts against the former president include conspiracy to obstruct, willful retention of documents and false statements, according to people familiar with the indictment. He said he would surrender to the authorities on Tuesday.

The New York Times
@north_easton @Popehat The bigly-est federal trial, totally yuge
@Popehat I’m as blown away by the Jack Daniel’s dog toy as you are.
@rvcx @Popehat I think it was a macguffin designed to distract us. No whiskey was harmed in the process.
@Popehat it's ok, everyone. He's just blessing some shit again.
@Popehat do you think they'll enforce it?
@Popehat Pat Robertson? Indeed he was.
@Popehat !!!!!!! Am I having a stroke?!!!!!
@Popehat ... is an excellent song by Father John Misty? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9BAlBFv9fE
Father John Misty - Holy Shit

YouTube
@Popehat Without going on the evil bird site, please elaborate. There’s so much going on, this could apply to many things.
@TheCatsMeow Trump formally charged. Seven or more counts.
@Popehat That judge really dismantled that ChatGPT lawyer.

@Popehat

So, Ken, when are you recording your next emergency podcast?
I assume within the next hour so we can enjoy it tomorrow?

Or will you stubbornly insist on silly things like "reading the indictment" and "understanding the material that's available" and other weird stuff?

@Popehat Huh. Happy indictment day!

@Popehat

Apparently FPOTUS has been indicted.

@Popehat

...as if shit doesn't have to come from somewhere!

What hole spewed?

@Popehat so special podcast?
@Popehat How do we get the document? I want paper in my hands.
@Popehat Yes, we're all very excited about the FFVII Rebirth launch announcement, but there's no need to shout.
@Popehat that's an evergreen feeling for sure
@Popehat an episode of serious trouble must have dropped today
@Popehat This one gonna rate a Very Special Episode? ;-)
@Popehat For once I'm confident I know what you're subtooting.
@AdditionalQuench @Popehat Yup. The Pope is having surgery to alleviate an impacted colon.