@mattblaze

'Hey, this is cool. Argentina is offering to buy 10B worth of my meme-coin. Maybe I should fly down there in #EmolumnentsForceOne and get that money."

*But on the way back to #MagaLardo *

"Attention! You in the plane! This is #IceBarbie. You are under "arrest" for flying a plane from the Southern Hemisphere. You will be abducted and sentenced to life in a torture dungeon."

Soooo.... I'm just saying there's bigger problems than just how expensive #KingShart 's hand-me-down flying palace bribe will be.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that access to #vicepresidenttrump is not the only reason that #presidentmusk is camped out at #magalardo. I suspect that #Elmo is taking advantage of Trump's umbrella of Secret Service protection. Wise move, after telling #MAGA to fuck itself in the face. 😆

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/30/us/politics/elon-musk-trump-mar-a-lago.html

How Elon Musk Has Planted Himself Almost Literally at Trump’s Doorstep

For much of the period since Election Day, the billionaire has been staying at a $2,000-a-night cottage at Mar-a-Lago, giving him easy access to the president-elect.

The New York Times
@realTuckFrumper Wow, what a political piece of shit. Surprised that kippah isn’t going up in flames. #MagaLardo

Klobuchar says #FatHitler calls #MagaLardo the "Winter White House," but she calls it his retirement home.

No. His "retirement" home is Pelican Bay.

Parchman Farm

Angola (Not the country).

Rikers Island

Cedar Junction

Florence Supermax

You get the point.

@realTuckFrumper 😂 😂 😂 😂 ! Oh, btw, I believe it's spelled #MagaLardo.

Remember the last hurricane to hit Puerto Rico? Malign-ya shows up in a jacket that says, "I don't give a fuck," and #KingShart throws rolls of toilet paper at desperate victims. He didn't know Puerto Rico was an American territory, and he told them that if they paid his protection racket, he'd send in FEMA.

When #FatHitler got home, he tried getting Federal funds with a Sharpie by lying about a hurricane hitting #magalardo

Biden's down there right now with a checkbook and a shovel.

@tristansnell No. The hold #trump has over the #RNC is that if they refuse to bow down and kiss the ring, he’ll take his #MillionMAGAmorons and start a third party. Relegating both #trump and the #GOP to the ash bin of history.

This is why all the faux jan7 #GOP bravado disappeared into thin air after #Qevin was summoned to #MAGAlardo. I assumed #Rona got a call as well.

@Kozmo Remember when #trump summoned #qevin to #MAGALardo
and made him eat his words re:J6? Word is, he called #Rona too and threatened them both with a third party, and taking his mob with him.

We’ve all been wondering what #trump had on the #RNC. I’m sure there’s more #kompromat as well, but this makes perfect sense.

LOL. Maga-lardo is the Mona Lisa if Davinci shopped at Spencer Gifts. #EricTrumpMoron #EricTrumpLiar #MAGALardo

'Didn’t think Eric Trump could get dumber': Ridicule explodes over Mona Lisa comparison https://www.rawstory.com/eric-trump-mona-lisa/

'Didn’t think Eric Trump could get dumber': Ridicule explodes over Mona Lisa comparison

Eric Trump proclaimed on Newsmax this weekend that his family's "assets" are the "Mona Lisas of the real estate world," prompting ridicule across the internet. Trump was responding to the legal troubles the Trump Organization is facing in New York after the company was accused of artificially inflat...

Raw Story - Celebrating 19 Years of Independent Journalism
@uspolitics Nauta would do well to take #RickWilson advice that #ETTD and quit working for #MAGALardo and cop a plea and cooperate. #TraitorInChief may or may not go to prison, but #Nauta will, without a doubt.