don't worry about it
fresh basil pesto
police dog training
how mary shelley lost her virginity
marie antoinette
a special appearance from neil gaiman, who uses tumblr, was clearly in this interaction, and is therefore aware that this happened so there's no need to tag the guy
glasses
plodding cuck engine
horny on main
because you're tall
reverse gaslighting
chicago
unalive
among us yaoi
i can make him
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
the poisoner
feral pizza
sexism tw
kafka
coachella
quacking in my boobs
avignon
armageddon
peeing again
penis coladas
tumblr monastery
jeanpaul-georges ringeaux
cherry tomatoes
trucks
bred and whine
quantum theory
boss jokes
it's gonna be may
barely legal
bulls
who up pissing in they pants
transubstantiation
ra ra rasputin
catnip
mint
seahorses
literally not you
nobody said the same thing twice
a specific vagueblog but it checks out
glory hole but lawful good
welcome to the garden
gender reveal parties
a competition between the jury and the people
blood and glitter
used your country's entry to pee
dni
elvis
the ultimate bathing
my dash broke and merged two posts
@stavvers Don't try and tell me Wallace hasn't built some Heath Robinson fucking machine that pegs him vigorously while also buttering a crumpet.
@internetsdairy while making little putt-putt noises, and a ding at the end

@stavvers I've often thought this about getting dressed. There's the "10,000 hours to master a skill" thing, but only if it's mindful practise.

What if we were super-mindful every time we got dressed? We've all spent a fair few hours doing it. Like, you could just throw an bunch of clothes up in the air and kung-fu and outfit onto your body before they hit the floor.

@stavvers yep that was literally my verdict on spain
@stavvers Norton’s best line of the night: Two things that are really hard to get out of carpet.
@stavvers I've always felt that Eurovision is sort of ritualized combat between countries that have shed each others' blood too long time and therefore, bardic contest is a heritage-approved way of going at it. Like Finland and Sweden treat ice hockey.
@stavvers presumably, they've still got fun and games?
How is this not something I have heard locally.

I could get some excitement in my life!