phineas gage
bring your knife to work day
2, brute?
god made you in his image
if you live long enough to see yourself become a villain you can still be dead long enough to become a meme
shout out
the glorification of toxic relationships
the artistic merit of sex scenes
very specific drama
going viral on tumblr
feminist ally
the clap of my hull plates
Ever Given Ever'Green Imbari Golden Class
russian warship 545
evergreen's monster
shipping
austin powers
steal his look
butch fatale
winnie the pooh ass bitch
moths to a flame
shame-shamed
the four discoursemen
i have to unfollow you
mountain goats
she deconstruct my joke format
sonic at ramadan
philip
phantom bees
old timey henchman voice
they very much did kill jesus
the sins of mankind
thomas, a known freak
meat themed
the tadpole
don't worry about it
fresh basil pesto
police dog training
how mary shelley lost her virginity
marie antoinette
a special appearance from neil gaiman, who uses tumblr, was clearly in this interaction, and is therefore aware that this happened so there's no need to tag the guy
glasses
plodding cuck engine
horny on main
because you're tall
reverse gaslighting
chicago
unalive
among us yaoi
i can make him
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
the poisoner
feral pizza
sexism tw
kafka
coachella
quacking in my boobs
avignon
@stavvers Florida is more likely
@stavvers Is Elon Musk planning to follow the precedent of one medieval pope by making a literal run for the papal throne and then jamming the papal tiara on his head before anyone can object?
@stavvers I woke up this morning and discovered to my surprise that I had been transformed into a hot, steaming bowl of bisque.
@stavvers "This meal is truly Kafkaesque."
@stavvers please tell me there's a byzantine recipe for a kafka bisque
@stavvers just pure quality πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
@stavvers: "We can make him. We have the technology!"
@stavvers I wanna sleep with the fishes
@stavvers I can't help myself: "Troy McClureβ€½ I thought you said he was dead!" "No, I said he sleeps with the fishes"
@stavvers Surely β€˜typefaces’ can be crowbarred in there somewhere?
@antinomy @stavvers next to coffee names and programming languages like brainfuck?
@stavvers I just want one like the second one, with the the three categories only overlapping at "Chicago", but with a fourth category which is simply "cities", also only overlapping at "Chicago".
@stavvers lets not forget chagago font.
@stavvers If we can think of something that's a chess opening, a shocked exclamation, and too expensive, then we can fold the whole thing up into a tetrahedron.
This succeeded far beyond what I expected when I started reading it.
@stavvers This is truly the venn diagram of all time
@stavvers omg, thank you for including image descriptions with this! πŸ™ŒπŸ’―βœ¨
@stavvers Perfection. No notes.
@stavvers Not sure this is legit as it does not have a reference to Sweet Home Chicago πŸ˜‚
@stavvers
Ok now someone make it tesselate
@stavvers kudos on figuring out how to write alt text for these, I would have given up
@stavvers
oof. That last one. >_< Hits hard.
@stavvers Ah yes the Flurgerhamheimer device, of course Steve I'll go recombobulate it as you just said because I've worked here for years and know all about that procedure
@stavvers See Also: Smile and Nod (and wince when it hurts)
@stavvers that... makes a lot of sense
@stavvers try not seeing it at all, like I do.