i can make him
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
the poisoner
feral pizza
sexism tw
kafka
coachella
quacking in my boobs
avignon
armageddon
peeing again
penis coladas
tumblr monastery
jeanpaul-georges ringeaux
cherry tomatoes
trucks
bred and whine
quantum theory
boss jokes
it's gonna be may
barely legal
bulls
who up pissing in they pants
transubstantiation
ra ra rasputin
catnip
mint
seahorses
literally not you
nobody said the same thing twice
a specific vagueblog but it checks out
glory hole but lawful good
welcome to the garden
gender reveal parties
a competition between the jury and the people
blood and glitter
used your country's entry to pee
dni
elvis
the ultimate bathing

@stavvers I've often thought this about getting dressed. There's the "10,000 hours to master a skill" thing, but only if it's mindful practise.

What if we were super-mindful every time we got dressed? We've all spent a fair few hours doing it. Like, you could just throw an bunch of clothes up in the air and kung-fu and outfit onto your body before they hit the floor.