Another Angry Woman
Phil Betts
Al Gorithm
Texas Gender Reveal Massacre
Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon)
Xillian Salgado@stavvers a H🤮me Dep🤮t employee gets fired for that.
"Egregious Company Policy Violation" is what they called it. I was a Manager with 20 years with the Homophobic Depot.
Eniko (moved ➡ gamedev.place)@stavvers wait do they mean the guy gay voice or the woman gay voice because that reads entirely different depending on which it is
maddie (MOVED!) 
@stavvers what you're saying is if you're eating a person, add these ingredients so they taste good
JP Sugarbroad@stavvers last line is missing in the image?
Jenkins@stavvers Decaffeinated? That's the real crime.
Alice Nuttall@stavvers the pic looks like a sample the hospital would get from a very, very sick person.
Betsy Bee
Doesn't Matter@stavvers i now also possess the convenient knowledge that "yeah shut up, you bitch" is a valid beginning or ending haiku line.
I'm not sure how or when, but this WILL come in handy.
Travis 'Nep' Smith@stavvers clever but deliberate. The next line is a haiku as well.
Karen@stavvers me watching armagheddon
internetsdairy@stavvers Don't try and tell me Wallace hasn't built some Heath Robinson fucking machine that pegs him vigorously while also buttering a crumpet.
@internetsdairy while making little putt-putt noises, and a ding at the end
Simon Detheridge 
@stavvers I've often thought this about getting dressed. There's the "10,000 hours to master a skill" thing, but only if it's mindful practise.
What if we were super-mindful every time we got dressed? We've all spent a fair few hours doing it. Like, you could just throw an bunch of clothes up in the air and kung-fu and outfit onto your body before they hit the floor.