@stavvers I've been saying it before, but the message of Jesus and the new testament is some real guts and gore cult stuff. Christians are implied to have to sacrifice humans, but because we cashed in that Jesus-who-is-actually-God chip we got a lifetime supply of sacrifices in one go.
Shades of Odin sacrificing himself to himself.
Or maybe god is just scared to bring up the need for human sacrifice because how it ended last time.
Happy Easter by the way.
No, he resurrected. He's still alive, like Elvis.