splitting the atom
soap
tea, earl grey, hot
girlhood is a spectrum
one night stand
i hope this evil reaches you well
liveblogging
finally, an answer
try pinning wizard
the big mans a lad
allegoried
armenian
you did well on tumblr
chad doc ock
hunter
assigned female at barn
my oc
catgirl ethics
academie francaise
stupid ass decision
bad
hotcock
peace and love on planet earth
not how we use emojis
the hunt for red october
which way, western man
you can only boost this today
extremely powerful items
the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
whole lotta guys need stabbing
almost 90k votes now, he doesn't stand a chance
shadow self
happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday
don't forget
have a knife day
love me or hate me
no one tell him
live slug reaction
show some respect
phineas gage
bring your knife to work day
2, brute?
god made you in his image
if you live long enough to see yourself become a villain you can still be dead long enough to become a meme
shout out
the glorification of toxic relationships
the artistic merit of sex scenes
very specific drama
going viral on tumblr
feminist ally
the clap of my hull plates
Ever Given Ever'Green Imbari Golden Class
russian warship 545
evergreen's monster
shipping
austin powers
steal his look
butch fatale
@stavvers "Sounds dangerous," I said, once she'd explained the plan. She rubbed her undercut and chuckled. "I won't tell OSHA if you don't."
@stavvers @esther Aaaaaaaaaaa 😄 love this
@stavvers two uhauls? Lesbian bigamist!
@stavvers This post freezes Firefox for some reason.
@stavvers I guess, in the same way that any death can be labeled heart failure, any diesel-powered ship can be labeled an oil tanker
@stavvers thanks for your work as tumblr relay!
@stavvers wasn't that a myth about King Midas and donkey's ears?
@stavvers The first version of this myth speaks about king Midas and donkey ears: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midas#Ears_of_a_donkey
Midas - Wikipedia

@stavvers *desire to watch Jason X intensifies*
@stavvers Now I want to see Jason X
@stavvers
person 2: oh, thank you!

person 1: *holds up sign that says 'shoutout to people who can see the future'*
@stavvers I open a lot of boxes where I work, so every day is bring your knife to work day.