@Dtl clearly rectifying a design flaw of not providing actual handle
> ยซdont tell me what to do, Cacy, you not my real handleยป
@Dtl That one story often leads to others:
"I'm sorry, you want us to print _what_ on a sticker? But why would ...? I mean, fine, here's the price tag and timeline, but ..."
@Dtl What'll they charge you with?
I'll see myself out...
@Dtl I used to have a coworker who was in a competition with his friends to get warning labels put on things. For example, he would contact shampoo companies and say he ate their grape shampoo and then, bam, warning label not to eat the shampoo.
When I see things like this, I wonder how far his pranks have reached.
@Dtl I used to work at Union Pacific Railroad. Got to see their vast locomotive repair facility one time.
The walls had huge safety signs. Each had a generic slogan like "Safety is everyone's job," and then a name and a date. Nobody needed to ask what happened to that guy on that date.
When my dad was a young electrical engineer in the 1950s, he'd been wondering whether overhead power lines had capacitance, and had the opportunity to find out when, leaving the safety of his office, he went out on site where a line had been taken down out of service and laid on the ground in a field. He touched his hand to the line and got an enormous jolt. I imagine actually most of the charge had already been grounded, and he was lucky to survive.
โ <โ me looking over at the legal forms I had to sign when buying chips from TI, which explicitly said I canโt build nuclear weapons with them