Custard Smingleigh

@Smingleigh
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Arbuthnot Cuthbert Smingleigh, OBE (withdrawn) and his cat, Earl Grey, and his dogs, Bolognese and Maximum

Roboticist, game developer, fitness instructor, scoundrel

Will probably have "Slorp is now BONTO!" carved on my tombstone

Twitter accounthttps://twittodon.com/share.php?t=Smingleigh&[email protected]
LocationRather Squiggly, England
Pronounshe/him
Custard Smingleigh3d ago

I played some #Marathon last night. My computer crashed mid-run, and two squads came out of the woodwork to murderize the idiot (me) standing still in the clearing in front of Hauler.

The other two members of my rando squad murderized both squads because they were so fixated on killing the vulnerable idiot (me). I reconnected just in time to see the notification that I had completed my "kill 5 runners" mission.

Custard Smingleigh5d ago
RJB / Mallacore5d ago

One of my original starship 3d models.

Enjoy.

#scifi #3dmodel #lightwave

Custard Smingleigh6d ago
Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
*The crowd hushes and parts, revealing one man standing at the back, smirking.*
Jesus: Sinless Dave! Sick! Get on up here!
Custard SmingleighMay 6
cafuego 🔭🤦🏼‍♂️May 5

Channeling Ivanova today.

“Fifteen things, all of them annoying.”

Custard SmingleighMay 5
Chris BuxeyMay 5
I’m using #TutorialTuesday to remind everyone of all the free LED miniature tutorials on my website. 😊 This week it’s my short-form ‘LED Swappable Helmet’ tutorial.
👉 https://chrisbuxeypaints.com/2024/06/01/brother-castiar-flesh-eaters-assault-intercessor-with-swappable-helmet/
#WarhammerCommunity
#PaintingWarhammer
Custard SmingleighMay 4
geordi found me in the cargo bay in the dark. I Asked if he found me bcause he can seein the Dark, he said no he can hear the crying. Also,, he can see in the dark
Custard SmingleighMay 4
the android has rights now. i sat with this information for six hours. i am still sitting with it. Mr,, Data brought me a sandwich, this makes it worse
Custard SmingleighMay 4
they asked, me to attend a morale mixer. in 10 fwd. i said what happened to the smokig lounge. they said it is now a,, therapy room. i said for who. they said "MOstly you, increasingly
Custard SmingleighMay 3
they say the federation is a, Utopia and star fleet respects all culture then WHERE IS THE DAMn smOKING LOUNGE ?!
Custard SmingleighMay 3
it is "movie night" in 10 fwd. it was a film about feelings. i ASked where the westerns were. the bartender looked at me like,, i had suggested shooting the klingon. which i Had also suggested. earlier. seperately