Twitter Death Cultwisdom
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Damn, the man is desperate
I’m building a house but holding 50 tweets in escrow til they finish the carpet
jesus christ he's doing the dril tweet irl
this is all so pathetic
really funny that he's claiming a 'review' proves it's false but not actually posting any data
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/02/16/elon-musk-twitter/
the reduced engagement simply cannot be a result of people being driven off of the platform by elon's behavior or elon's shitty fucking tweets. he's posting just as well as he always has, and he has a hundred million followers. how many folllowers do you have??? aha exactly, not that many friend journalist!!! gottem
he literally can't face the reality that he simply is a repellent man baby with the worlds thinnest skin, he has to insist that no he's actually been posting bangers this whole time
im laughing actually! hahaha. ha ha! these simpletons could not possibly imagine what it is like to be as smart and beloved as the technoking. peons. urchins. you are correct doge designer
so pissed about paying those service costs and couldn't prove definitively that the vendors were explicitly scamming the company that he's scrapping an industry wide best practices feature
what could go wrong
Great start to his plan to turn Twitter into some sort of payment provider
Twitter: had all the big mainstream brands that you'd see advertising on TV during the superbowl (but no longer)
Instragram: all the ads are for fake face creams or real pyramid schemes
Elon thinking Insta was something to emulate explains a lot
Lol the newest twitter files is just whining about how nobody cares about the twitter files
he’s trying to retcon it to make it seem like he claimed it was both the sides in his Twitter Files bullshit and not just the very obvious slant Musk wanted against THE LEFTISTS plus the GOP accidentally gave away the game by making ex-Twitter employees testify that it was really Trump and the GOP threatening Twitter to take down posts and with Musk not caring about this shit anymore and more focused on his engagement numbers Taibbi is left to flail trying to get any credibility back from it all
Ah, figures that Elon firing most of the workers got rid of everyone fighting the actual SMS fraud so he got hit by a big bill and now he thinks paywalling sms 2fa will fix it (it won't)
Someone pointed out that Biden went to the Ukraine today and it didn't trend once despite posts being liked by 50k +.
Elmo is such a little bitch lol
For some reason all of Elon's buddies love Putin, must be a coincidence
if scolding stone is the best he's got maybe it's good that he usually steals others jokes
Luv 2 schedule downtime for routine maintenance at mid-day on Wednesday
pushing half-developed features to prod is fine, just add a flag to hide them in the clientside javascript
this person has already accomplished more than geohotz ever managed
lmao, what a gross stain of a human
Also Zuby continues to be this weird crazy nexus of "Guy who utterly irrelevant and inconsequential even on Twitter, yet all the Worst People You Know are real big fans of him somehow"
here is a nice pithy encapsulation of bazinga logic
maybe he should run less companies if his goal is to get us to mars
maybe he's not actually that interested in getting us to mars if he's running several companies at once and they're all flailing about randomly
elon stopped paying his salesforce bills and slack died
https://fortune.com/2023/02/08/twitter-cost-cutting-software-salesforce-elon-musk/
imagine all the institutional knowledge that just went up in smoke, whoops!
good thing they still have all their longtime/senior employees with things locked up tight in the brain vau-- oh. oh no.
I'm sure there was no important automated services that relied on it either
If I’m slack I keep the lights on to keep racking up payments and fuck over Elon then sue lmao
https://www.platformer.news/p/new-cracks-emerge-in-elon-musks-twitter
can't wait for Matt Taibbi to post a 42-tweets long thread about this
"That same day, Jira — a tool Twitter uses to track everything from progress on feature updates to regulatory compliance — also stopped working. With no way to chat and no code to ship, most engineers took the day off.
Jira access was restored on Thursday.
Slack remained down at the company on Thursday. While some employees communicated over email, others essentially took a second day off."
https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/24/23613288/twitter-slack-jira-outages-performance-degradation
"Negative feedback is a good thing, which is why everyone who likes me enough to pay a monthly fee gets their replies boosted to the top"
also if there are scammer accounts he knows about why did he just block them instead of having the accounts removed
Elon's probably going to crack down on mass blocking soon, especially with the increasing popularity of the twitter blue blocklist.
It owns that how shit as jack was as a person regarding the worst people on twitter, that the current lead is literally a junkie obsessing over all the worst aspects of being a serious twitter power via constantly checking his views and impressions and likes every day compulsively to see how many people like him and has made a hell of his own making.
A billionaire takes over the “public square” and suddenly there is less oversight of him, politicians, and far right nazis in said square 🤔
https://www.propublica.org/article/politwoops-deleted-tweets-twitter-politicians-musk
After a Decade of Tracking Politicians’ Deleted Tweets, Politwoops Is No More
Whether officials were deleting an embarrassing post or just correcting a typo, Politwoops tracked them all. But service changes made after Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter have rendered it impossible for us to continue tracking these tweets.
"No you see i did make a post about trump doing it" (makes a 52 post thread about censoring the right even while trump was in power.)
don't have to pay bills if you don't have a department of payments
https://www.reuters.com/article/twitter-layoffs-idUSKBN2V0038
lmao she ate dirt for Musk and got shown the door
Twitter lays off 10% of current workforce - NYT
Twitter Inc <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TWTR.MX" target="_blank">(TWTR.MX)</a> has laid off at least 200 employees, or about 10% of its workforce, the New York Times <a href="https://nyti.ms/3SxfUSo" target="_blank">reported</a> late on Sunday, in its latest round of job cuts since Elon Musk took over the micro-blogging site last October.
“Twitter's employment agreement says these will be individually arbitrated, so that's what we're doing," Liss-Riordan said. "We're looking forward to the day when Elon Musk comes to his senses and realizes it's much cheaper to pay people what they are owed.
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-faces-130-million-legal-cost-twitter-severance-2023-2
This guy figured out how to crack the For You engagement algorithm
https://www.garbageday.email/p/i-remembered-how-awful-it-is-to-go
Twitter will do great under the scam tunnels guy
https://www.platformer.news/p/in-latest-round-of-twitter-cuts-some
I'm so glad Elon is looking into this
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/28/technology/twitter-outages-elon-musk.html
apparently the rev share system is actually live, at least for some users?
initial results are not promising though lol
Broken Again
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2023/03/01/twitter-down-timeline-not-working/11372680002/
Me, owning you: "I wasn't even SHOWN anything that would go against the narrative that Elon Musk wants me to push!"
Lmfao, that’s not the slam dunk taibbi thinks it is.
“Uh sir they didn’t show me the files that made trump look worse”
How did Rupert Murdoch get secret information from the Saudis that could potentially have a major effect on the US economy in a negative way? Mystery of the century there.
it amazes me Musk thinks birdsite can threaten a company that's part of FAANG. fucking get out
Musk Delayed Paying Twitter’s Amazon Cloud Bill, Sparking Ad Threat
Elon Musk is running into an obstacle in his relentless drive to cut costs at Twitter: some of the same vendors that Twitter is squeezing to save money are also its advertising clients. As recently as last month, Twitter sales and marketing staff were told by their colleagues that Amazon had ...
can't share revenue if there isn't any
ofc even if he was making money elom would use accounting tricks to keep from paying out any of this shit
https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/3/23623927/twitter-blue-ad-revenue-one-month-missing
long tweets are getting even longer lol
Fuck yes, make it long enough to galtse people
Sacking the kiddie porn team is a special kind of evil
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-64804007
"Current and former employees of the company tell BBC Panorama that features intended to protect Twitter users from trolling and harassment are proving difficult to maintain, amid what they describe as a chaotic working environment in which Mr Musk is shadowed by bodyguards at all times."
"He believes this lack of trust is betrayed by the level of security Mr Musk surrounds himself with.
"Wherever he goes in the office, there are at least two bodyguards - very bulky, tall, Hollywood movie-[style] bodyguards. Even when [he goes] to the restroom," he tells me.
He thinks for Mr Musk it's about money. He says cleaning and catering staff were all sacked - and that Mr Musk even tried to sell the office plants to employees."
lmfao
🌲🧿 "Max"t💽d🏵️n 🔎🍄@cspam He is obviously missing the point of TWITTER entirely.
Tito Ciuro@cspam let’s use Twitter for PRs! The best place for code reviews. Great idea!
Trojan Duck@cspam Every one of his tweets is actually a plea for help
Maddler 
@cspam and number (8) Pay 44B to sabotage it.
@maddler (9) Load the organization with $22b of debt, and tank the revenue by driving away advertisers
@cspam why is he posting this though?
Barry Parr@cspam is Elon paying twitter’s AWS bill with ad space? That’s actually a pretty sweet deal.
Alex Hopmann@cspam I assume you replied 6 right?
Marc Jacobs
Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод
Sterling
Todd Smith
Equinox Deschanel@cspam Obviously you resolve, because as far as you're concerned it's all fine.
scotian@cspam "Joke's on you — I never did *that* part of my job!"
Sean McCabe@cspam
Matt Taibbi is proving himself to be every bit the useful idiot Elmo hired him to be.
Matt Taibbi is proving himself to be every bit the useful idiot Elmo hired him to be.
LAUREN@cspam
Welp, first you have to believe it got 1 million views...
Welp, first you have to believe it got 1 million views...
Andrew Miller@cspam What revenue do they even have to share???!? LMAO
Half Cocked Law@cspam Nobody wants to work anymore.
Thomas@cspam The phrase "You no longer pop up for me" made me a bit sad.
Steve Carll@cspam It has to be him. No one else works there anymore.
JohnJWyatt@cspam The scariest thing is if Elmo is the one ‘looking’ into it
billseipel@cspam Hmm. He gamed it twice. Would be interested to see if further attempts with the same strategy worked.
@cspam He owns the shit so he could create unlimited accounts to manipulate it in this way (or hire sycophants to do it)...it won't be surprising when this turns out to be the case.
come work for a flailing company on its 47th round of layoffs in six months, on a promise to pay from a man who routinely breaks every single such promise he makes, to become a tiny minority owner of a non-public company alongside a roster of the world's must despicable investors from Larry Ellison to the House of Saud, while the company is under a crushing debt load with massive looming interest payments and freefalling revenues and a CEO who keeps shrieking the word "bankruptcy" as a threat
Iain Harper@cspam when you put it like that…
Innocuous In Innisfil Has Moved@cspam
"Here are some stock options for the company that I am totally driving into the ditch and then setting on fire. You're welcome..."
"Here are some stock options for the company that I am totally driving into the ditch and then setting on fire. You're welcome..."
Mike Meadway 🇺🇸 🇩🇰 🇬🇧@cspam Stock options in a private company that has every appearance of being in a power dive for the ground?
How generous of him...
⚡️ axeshun ⚡️ 
Frank Verhoeven@cspam Everyone is for sale if you yourself are for sale.
Dave@cspam zero sympathy.