Twitter Death Cult
Sure it's peanuts compared to their overvalue but lol
South Korea fines Tesla $2.2 mln for exaggerating driving range of EVs
South Korea's antitrust regulator said it would impose a 2.85 billion won ($2.2 million) fine on Tesla Inc <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O/"target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> for failing to tell its customers about the shorter driving range of its electric vehicles (EVs) in low temperatures.
imagine four tesla passengers at the bottom of a cliff. tesla stocks work the same way
Two children unharmed, parents suffer non life-threatening injuries after Tesla Model Y falls 250ft down steep cliff [Update]
The Tesla Model Y has a perfect five-star safety rating, and is one of the safest cars ever tested. That high level of safety was on full display after a serious crash in California on [...]
https://imgur.com/dk9NLU6.mp4
Sarah Michelle Gellar! What do you think about Elon Musk!?
Sarah Michelle Gellar:
*rolls eyes*
*jerk-off motion*
Sarah Michelle Gellar on Wolf Pack, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Career
Twenty years after 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' its star is back with more high school horror as she battles to protect her younger 'Wolf Pack' co-stars — and her daughter — from industry abuses: “I hope that I’ve set up a safety net for these actors that I didn’t have.”
"Musk tweeted about the allegedly pending deal after the Financial Times reported that the Saudi Arabia government's Public Investment Fund had acquired a $2 billion stake in Tesla."
they literally worship him as a god
blood sacrifice and all
die for dorkseed
Pitchbot hard at work
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/17/magazine/tesla-autopilot-self-driving-elon-musk.html
every time a company Musk runs puts out lousy, smug voiced copy like that disclaimer and "this is a legacy verified, it may or may not be notable" you can safely bet that he personally dictated it and ordered it to be put in
many board members have said that they don't like my tweets or me tweeting
https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/20/23564629/elon-musk-twitter-testimony-securities-fraud-trial
"Elon Musk admits at trial that he ignored pleas to stop tweeting
They have a list.
Among the people who asked him to stop tweeting are Antonio Gracias, a former director on Tesla’s board, investors Ron Baron and Sam Teller, Musk’s former de facto chief of staff, and other close associates.
"I suppose I continued to tweet, yes,” Musk replied when asked if he ignored his advisors and investors"
Tesla, insurers take different paths to deal with expensive repairs
Tesla Inc's <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O" target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> electric vehicles are expensive to repair - so much so that the automaker and insurers are addressing the issue in sharply different ways.
external combustion engine
https://www.ktvu.com/news/tesla-spontaneously-combusts-on-sacramento-freeway
if you were wondering how things are going over at tesla, hoo boy they're going swimmingly
I don't know whether it is sad or funny that the guy who posted Tesla self driving fucking up and made the news still owns a Tesla, but Tesla has blackballed him from receiving repairs to his Tesla.
Imagine posting "my shitbox civic broke down again" on Instagram and having the CEO of Honda turn up and have a meltdown on your doorstep.
I hope this will not impact Tesla's ability to sell carbon credits
Steering wheel fell off, just normal car things. But we’ll buy back your car (which has nothing wrong with it anyways
they are gonna pay him aren’t they
https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2023/02/10/elon-musk-biden-tesla-charging/
I am sure the NLRB will take it very seriously and may even tut-tut musk, maybe even strongly
just another software update "recall"
apparently it just disables the rolling-stop feature
now they just need to disable the "hits curbs in the snow", "hits stationary objects at highway speeds", and "runs over children" features
Eberhard, who Musk ousted as CEO of Tesla in 2007, said creating software for the electric cars to drive themselves was the least of his concerns when he was at Tesla.
"So, keep in mind that all this FSD autonomous, autopilot crap — none of that existed when I was there," he said. "We were still busy trying to make the car work and we never thought about that at all. That came later. That requires a much, much bigger budget than we had."
this shit has a long way to drop, but if his song and dance press event is no longer wowing rubes, it might even happen
and all it took was him pissing off the business and tech press by running twitter into the ground
lol what is this
"groimes sombaddy drapped a loight saba in me truck, loike the stah wahs"
lmao it's mom from Futurama, complete with idiot sons
"shut up, kimbal! mom knows I'm the smart one!"
Preprint can be found here: https://engrxiv.org/preprint/view/1973/version/4094
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/19439962.2023.2178566?journalCode=utss20
Nothing a simple over-the-air update can't fix, I'm sure
Dude is trying to start a cult or slave colony or both
JONES-TOWN! JONES-TOWN! JONES-TOWN!
Well, we're living here in ElonTown
And he's closing all the factories down
Out in Boca, they're killing birds
Ignoring norms, launching real turds
Well, our fathers fought the First Forum Wars
Spent their weekends watching Jersey Shore
Met our mothers on the ICQ
Asked her to chat, she had nothing to do
And we're living here in ElonTown
But some random shit gets handed down
And it's getting very hard to stay
Well, we're waiting here in ElonTown
For the Nueralink we never found
For the promises our leader gave
If we loved car, if we prepaid
So the reservations hang on the wall
But they never really helped us at all
No, the Cybertruck was never real
Cars missing parts, no steering wheels
And we're waiting here in ElonTown
But he's taken with the new tweet he found
And the union people got led away
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got
But something happened on the way to that place
Car AI, fire a truck through our face
Whoa-oh-oh
Well, I'm living here in ElonTown
And it's hard to keep a good man down
But I won't be getting up today
And it's getting very hard to stay
And we're living here in ElonTown
Musk taking inspiration from Vivarium
Vivarium Official Trailer (2020) - Jesse Eisenberg, Imogen Poots
This is just a clever way to extend the semi's range
Roo_44What makes me laugh is these trucks are breaking down carryings half of bag filled with air potato chips.
Jeff and 838 others
skuaIf true it may be a serious breach of IP laws.
And with a Muskian sized target the rights holder might be fending off big law firms who want to reel that fish in.
earnings miss. can't even hit their own fake numbers
Musk says Tesla will put sales growth ahead of profit
Tesla Inc <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O" target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> boss Elon Musk on Wednesday doubled down on the price war he started at the end of last year, saying the electric vehicle (EV) maker would prioritize sales growth ahead of profit in a weak economy.
Sure love when my car shuts off on the highway
I’ve never looked real hard at the Tesla UI but it seems fucking weird for a car to have like a notification icon with an incredibly important information about stuff like traction control. Like I gotta tap a bell icon, while driving on the highway, to be told this?
pretty long letter but she makes a good point... unfortunately if anyone took board member independence and conflicts of interest seriously pretty much every company would be in trouble
I assume he's already posted something extremely sexist about this
Bret Mogilefskyhttps://www.reuters.com/world/us/twitter-subpoena-senator-elizabeth-warren-over-communications-with-us-agencies-2023-07-20/
Twitter to subpoena Senator Elizabeth Warren over communications with U.S. agencies
Twitter, which has asked a court to terminate a consent order struck last year with the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) related to data breaches, said in a court filing on Thursday that it planned to subpoena Senator Elizabeth Warren in connection with the fight.
Richard Knott
Gavin
Family Friendly
Abandoned America
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Luna chanYes the little one can do 95% of what big one can do.
podkaynelives@cspam I guess they overestimated how many customers wanted a randomly detaching steering wheel 🤷♀️
Nice to see your posts again, you're one of my favorite accounts!
LAURENThe homegrown white guys are enough. Warren Jeffs comes to mind.
Half Cocked Law
Joseph Nobles
for a day, while . . . 🗽Company town. Buy all your supplies at the company store. Pay later. No need to ever leave.
aaron
Old Man Mike
Dr Lee A. Christie@cspam Nah it's fine, I got this.
Here, on line 7847, they forgot to take this out in testing:
if random() < 0.01:
steering_wheel.fall_off()
The need for Full-Auto-Drive mode has never been clearer.
wellactually
Mary Alicia ZiffA visual of "reap what you sow" consequences.😂
Carly Sagan@AbandonedAmerica @cspam
#AnAfricanInGreenland #TeteMichelKpomassie
If this was Greenland, so the story goes, we'd all be congratulating Musk on the exquisite nature of his self-depreciating comedy routine that has us all in stitches.
Keef86
@cspam
Wow, only 11% worse.
I mean we all know that humans are crap drivers.
And Elon has been able to get silicon to be just 11% worse than crap.
This would have to be his proudest moment.
Warren Terra@cspam
It's a truly bizarre thing to brag about: we figured out that we could save five or ten bucks in materials in a way that you might think would reduce your safety, but we think it won't!
No-one cares that they saved a piddling sum in materials on each car (I hope) but now they're worried the seatbelt might not work.
Gary Hyslop
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Timothy Swan
🌲🧿 "Max"t💽d🏵️n 🔎🍄
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