Just find a sycophantic tweet and parrot it back to them, making it your new bedrock belief. That's how you Elon
YoY Tesla is down by over 43% - more than any other major car manufacturer including Chevy, Ford, Honda, Toyota and Nissan (closest at -37%).
yeah the cash flows out
Hmmm QQQ (top 100 tech stocks ETF) is down 32% year to date
TSLA is down 62% year to date
Applying some advanced math, we can actually identify a divergence between these figures
It all returns to nothing...
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...
"My garbage company’s stock is eating shit. This is the bond market’s fault!!!!!"
Yeah its basically ELI5 risk free rate and risk premium, and how those impact valuations. But its not the issue with TSLA since various indices are outperforming it.
he's also talking mad shit and lashing out on twitter at investors, which is always something they appreciate
Wrapping yourself in the Qanon nonsense is a great move by your brand ambassador, why don't the Twitter advertisers get that?
The "My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci" tweet will go down as the worst post in history (at least so far).
Elon is clearly the worst poster ever.
"New poll: Should everyone stop selling their Tesla stock? Shareholders must abide by the results."
lmao this is how you preserve value on your freefalling stock
the dude just can't help himself
oh my god
he's trying to get his weirdo followers to juice the stock back up
usually when companies get started and grow, their products get better over time as learning effects kick in and they fine-tune the production process and catch and fix problems. tesla is unusual in that their cars are getting worse the more of them they make
they are still building them outside in a circus tent haunted by the ghosts of murdered clowns, aren't they?
https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-placed-bottom-consumer-reports-reliability-rankings/
I thought it was illegal to lie about this stuff
lmao that's like 5 "um er" per actual word
https://nitter.net/williamlegate/status/1606125506889392131#m
crazy how long it's taken legislation and enforcement to catch up, but things are at least happening at some pace
https://www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article/New-California-law-effectively-bans-Tesla-from-17672908.php
Sure it's peanuts compared to their overvalue but lol
South Korea's antitrust regulator said it would impose a 2.85 billion won ($2.2 million) fine on Tesla Inc <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O/"target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> for failing to tell its customers about the shorter driving range of its electric vehicles (EVs) in low temperatures.
imagine four tesla passengers at the bottom of a cliff. tesla stocks work the same way
The Tesla Model Y has a perfect five-star safety rating, and is one of the safest cars ever tested. That high level of safety was on full display after a serious crash in California on [...]
Sarah Michelle Gellar! What do you think about Elon Musk!?
Sarah Michelle Gellar:
*rolls eyes*
*jerk-off motion*
Twenty years after 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' its star is back with more high school horror as she battles to protect her younger 'Wolf Pack' co-stars — and her daughter — from industry abuses: “I hope that I’ve set up a safety net for these actors that I didn’t have.”
"Musk tweeted about the allegedly pending deal after the Financial Times reported that the Saudi Arabia government's Public Investment Fund had acquired a $2 billion stake in Tesla."
they literally worship him as a god
blood sacrifice and all
die for dorkseed
Pitchbot hard at work
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/17/magazine/tesla-autopilot-self-driving-elon-musk.html
every time a company Musk runs puts out lousy, smug voiced copy like that disclaimer and "this is a legacy verified, it may or may not be notable" you can safely bet that he personally dictated it and ordered it to be put in
many board members have said that they don't like my tweets or me tweeting
https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/20/23564629/elon-musk-twitter-testimony-securities-fraud-trial
"Elon Musk admits at trial that he ignored pleas to stop tweeting
They have a list.
Among the people who asked him to stop tweeting are Antonio Gracias, a former director on Tesla’s board, investors Ron Baron and Sam Teller, Musk’s former de facto chief of staff, and other close associates.
"I suppose I continued to tweet, yes,” Musk replied when asked if he ignored his advisors and investors"
Tesla Inc's <a href="https://www.reuters.com/companies/TSLA.O" target="_blank">(TSLA.O)</a> electric vehicles are expensive to repair - so much so that the automaker and insurers are addressing the issue in sharply different ways.
external combustion engine
https://www.ktvu.com/news/tesla-spontaneously-combusts-on-sacramento-freeway
if you were wondering how things are going over at tesla, hoo boy they're going swimmingly
I don't know whether it is sad or funny that the guy who posted Tesla self driving fucking up and made the news still owns a Tesla, but Tesla has blackballed him from receiving repairs to his Tesla.
Imagine posting "my shitbox civic broke down again" on Instagram and having the CEO of Honda turn up and have a meltdown on your doorstep.
@cspam And I bet that rather than fixing it, Musk will just ban that person's twitter account and pretend nothing happens until the regulators start moving.
There are very few scenarios where over-engineering something is bad (they are all where you want something to fail in a specific way if it fails to try and avoid harm, such as scuba tank burst discs). This steering column has very clearly had some metaphorical, and possibly literal corners cut.
@cspam yeah lithium will do that sometimes, and once it starts it doesn't stop
don't fuck around with batteries, especially the rechargeable ones.
@cspam api terms and conditions changed so third party clients are banned:
https://twitter.com/alexzan__/status/1616188017038745600?s=61&t=CYaLJXi5YoqNihlZzepujw
“@Eramdam They quietly updated the terms today and... third-party clients are now banned. "You will not or attempt to use or access the Licensed Materials to create or attempt to create a substitute or similar service or product to the Twitter Applications". https://t.co/GOcsqcsdlc”
@cspam re: instead, he drove the Prius today…
“tell me you’re an entitled rich baby without telling me you’re an entitled rich baby”
(And by “rich” I mean in relation to an average person who has one or fewer running cars in their possession)
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