RichardFeb 24, 2023
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Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

Feb 23, 2023 at 8:15amWeb
Show threadJo πŸŒˆπŸ’œπŸ’•πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆFeb 23, 2023
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@JoKnows The perfect approach.
Show threadCat Food CasseroleFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling
See THIS is why I'm not a morning person.
Show threadSimon J AshcroftFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling I entirely agree
Show threadKenneth John BardsleyFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling
Good advice.
Show threadThe Drop Bear 2.0 Feb 23, 2023
@beecycling and that’s a follow 🀣
Show threadJaneishlyFeb 23, 2023
@dropbear I sent you a follow request because of your follow. Presumably this becomes a circle at some point
Show threadAtomic OrbitalsFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling LOL!!!!!
Show threadskuaFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling
Some days are dayweiler days.
If you hug them they will probably bite you.
If they're responsible dayweilers then they'll put their lips over their teeth as they bite you.
You might still die of fright but there will be no teeth marks.
Better a return to bed at the first low frequency dayweiler sound.
Show threadFinal Round Player 😷πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸΈFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling Carpe Noctem mate, Carpe Noctem! You can seize the night by sneaking up on it, because it's dark and it can't see you coming.
Show threadSolarπŸŒ„GardenFeb 23, 2023

@beecycling

That's a good winter philosophy here.

Summer, you get out before dawn and seize whatever you need to before the day does.

Show threadMennoFeb 23, 2023
@wavesculptor @beecycling yes, summer days are much more gentle that way. 😊
Show threadRickd6Feb 23, 2023
@beecycling and above all don’t make it scream.
Show threadTJ SmithFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling love this!
Show threadπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸŒ»@rogue_corqπŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Feb 23, 2023

@beecycling

@MysticaRose

Back to πŸ›οΈ it is!

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@rogue_corq @MysticaRose Always the safest option.
Show threadJasmineFeb 24, 2023

@rogue_corq @beecycling

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Show threadHope πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ SNPFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling excellent advice…it’s probably not a good idea to grab the moment either, moments are notoriously aggressive if approached without warning!
Show threadJulia BarrellFeb 23, 2023

@beecycling

Top advice there!

Show threadSune AukenFeb 23, 2023

@beecycling

Even more care needs to be shown for carps. Any attempts to carpe them will cause the carp immense carp carping distress. Instead let them swim on as uncarped carps.

(In pictures: uncarped vs carped carps. The uncarped carps clearly happier.)

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@SuneAuken Uncarped one is so happy it's singing us the song of its people.
Show threadSune AukenFeb 23, 2023

@beecycling

I know that song.

Show threadpaulmwatsonFeb 23, 2023
@SuneAuken Carpe magnum! 🍾
Show threadNerd That Talks GoodFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling This is my new life philosophy.
Show threadBadBadWorldFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling Or... there is always a tomorrow. Take care of it today and it will take care of itself after.
Show threadSean MurthyFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling Basically, start the day with coffee?
Show threadBeeCycling has movedFeb 23, 2023
@smurthys Or tea. The key being to take your time over it.
Show threadSteve GriffinFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling Best advice ever.
Show threadCamwynFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling Do not chase your dreams. Humans are persistence predators. Walk behind your dreams at a pace that allows you to easily track them, and pounce on them when they eventually fall down, too exhausted to elude you any more.
Show threadGinnikinFeb 23, 2023
@camwyn @beecycling Much like the OP, it's right and entertaining and not wrong and a teeny bit painful.
Show threadSeedlingJan 14, 2024
@camwyn @beecycling Best results come one step at a time.
Show threadSteveInITFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling The early worm gets eaten.
Show threadazteclady has movedFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling Excellent advice.
Show threaddan7dbFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling haha
Show threadTillFeb 23, 2023
Cave Diem!
Show threadPusher Of Pixels (old account)Feb 23, 2023

@beecycling unless it's a Monday.

Then if you scare it enough maybe it goes away

Show threadDamage control koboldFeb 23, 2023

@beecycling

Can we wrap the day in a blanket to make a day burrito?

Show threadWomen for IndependenceFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling Top advice! Today was not seized. It was gradually coaxed into being with coffee and toast. Result: a happy day πŸ‘
Show thread1Mar𝒡ipanFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling This is excellent advice!
Show threadYojiFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling Sorry, but I couldn't help but read this in the voice and inflection of How To Pick Up A Duck
Show threadstevenrayFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling why did no one tell me this sixty years ago.
Show threadDeezy.exe stopped unexpectedlyFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling
That sounds like a Cave Johnson quote.. :)
Show threadBruber CloudSecOps Feb 23, 2023
@beecycling I wish I had seen this yesterday. I should have taken a mental health day yesterday but decided to try to plow through instead. The day pretty much bit a hole in my underwear...
Show threadAviva GaryFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling So the day is a dog... or a cat... lol πŸ‘€
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@Aviva_Gary Monday is a cat. Saturday is a dog. πŸ˜‰
Show threadAviva GaryFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling word lol
Show threadSueFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling
Wise words
Show threadNed Stenger WhiteFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling came for this great post #SiezeTheDay, staying for the #Pupdate !
#DogsOfMastodon here's our girls:
Show threadNed Stenger WhiteFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling came for this, staying for the #Pupdate !
#DogsOfMastodon here's our girls:
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@deadheadned Let me guess, the little dog is the boss? πŸ˜‰
Show threadNed Stenger WhiteFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling they're about even, with the size difference. the Collie is pretty tough. but yes, our dachs-chihuaha mix is an enormous spirit in a tiny body. it's a whole circus in our house !
Show threadJennifer Kayla | Theogrin 🦊Feb 23, 2023
@beecycling
Much like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, I can also suggest that if you put a blanket (or towel) back over your own head, the day will be confused and wander off, thinking that if you can't see it, it can't see you.
Show threadRoland Giersig Feb 23, 2023
@beecycling
A really good advice! πŸ₯° Will heed.
@CassandraZeroCovid
Show threadTomFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling that needs to be on a tea towel
Show threadGeoff WilbournFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling I prefer ...Carpe Scroatiem. seize the day by the balls
Show threadkinyutakaFeb 23, 2023

@beecycling

Pictured below, The Day

Show threadRules Don't WorkFeb 23, 2023
@beecycling best tweet
Show threadWrathofJan πŸŒžπŸŒ»πŸŒŽπŸ––Feb 23, 2023

@beecycling

This is good advice. πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘ŠπŸ––